Girls Friends: So how's your boyfriend?
Girlfriend: he's so sweet and adorable.
Girls friends: awwww.Guys friends: How's your girl?
Boyfriend: she's sexy and has big boobs!
Guys friends: you gave me a boner bro!Non Horny Way:
Guys friends: how's your girl?
Boyfriend: she's hot.
Guys friends: Nice dude! You got yourself a good one.