Character sheet:
finneythefag: Finney
i<3vance: Bruce
homophobic: GriffinGAYYYSSS 🏳️🌈 groupchat. 3:37 pm Thursday
finneythefag: heyyyy
i<3vance: hey babes
homophobic: guyyyys im finna kill Mrs George
i<3vance: uh oh, y now
homophobic: cuz she assigned me a FIVE FUCKING PAGE ESSAY ABOUT WHY I SHOULDNT TALK WHEN SHE IS TALKING
finneythefag: bruh, why were you talking
homophobic: I wasn't, I FVXKING FELL ASLEEP AND WAS SLEEP TALKING
finneythefag: LMFAOOO
i<3vance: BRU WHATTTTG
homophobic: like BITXH WTF I DIDNT KNOW
finneythefag: well AHEM good luck with that, anywayyy do either of you have Robin's number 🤔
i<3vance: no
homophobic: no, y 🤨🤨🤨🤨
finneythefag: I'm asking for a friend
homophobic: what friend? did Bruce ask? cuz I didnt
i<3vance: yea Finn, I didnt ask, so who did
homophobic: bros so desperate he made up friends
finneythefag: stfu, HE IS JUST SO AWHAWHWH
i<3vance: ok ok we get it, fag
finneythefag: at least I don't simp for pinball Vance, bitch
homophobic: ykw
finneythefag: what
i<3vance: what...
"homophobic" added "pinballsimp" to the group chat
pinballsimp: tf is this
finneythefag: a gc dumbass
i<3vance: GRIFFIN STAGG
homophobic: hehe
finneythefag: Michael Jackson?!!?!!?
pinballsimp: who's "i<3vance"
homophobic: oh that Bruce Yamada 😊
i<3vance: GODDAMMIT GRIFFIN
pinballsimp: oh ok
finneythefag: he's ok with it???
i<3vance: oh..
homophobic: he forgot how to breath
finneythefag: real
i<3vance: shut
pinballsimp: ??
i<3vance: I am this close to adding Robin and Billy
finneythefag: no wait we'll stop
homophobic: sorry Brucey
i<3vance: that's what I thought
pinballsimp: what's wrong with Robin and Billy
i<3vance: Griffin likes Billy and Finney like Robin, A LOT
finneythefag: DONT TELL HIM
homophobic: BRUCE
i<3vance: deserved
homophobic: fuck u
finneythefag: dumb bitch
pinballsimp: oh, makes sense, Finney stares at Robin all the time at lunch