Tom-
- would not give a shit.
- probably give the child alcohol
- would probably play music for the child with Susan, his bass
- would end up getting hungover and pass the child into the closest person's hands (most likely Tord's hands)
- has no fucking idea what a tantrum is and has no experience on how to deal with one
- sometimes Tom's monster form would appear but the child instantly calms him down because of the cuteness and fear of hurting the child
Tord-
- The Norwegian would have some experience cause sometimes Paul acts like a child
- would actually be a good parent
- would most likely get handed the kid from Tom
- most likely the kid is his and Tom's
- would let Edd deal the tantrum
Matt-
- would and will shower the kid in love
- he would be up for baby sitting anytime
- he would let the baby or child play with his hair (and then he would fix it when the child leaves)
- he would put his jacket on the child in winter or on cold days
-would dress up a kid into a prince/princess/or whatever the kid wants
- knows sorta how to deal with a tantrum
Edd-
- 100 PERCENT HE WOULD GIVE THE KID COLA
- Ringo would be all over Edd and the child
- the kid would always snuggle into Edd when they sleep
- knows how to deal with tantrums and fits
