(You Are Bad by Emei, Parody by DinDinforZinZin)
So I got a text the other day
And he was like...
"Hey, heard your fanfiction on wattpad
Love the new direction and the track is tight,
But I had a small note about that one name...
Am I supposed to be the guy in love with Joe Biden?"
And I'm like "Yes, that's you
Hate to be rude
But you're the worst
And I wrote it about you"
I saw him typing, then the bubble went away
Then he hit me back, "Oh cool, well anyway"
You wanna be friends?
Well isn't that nice, isn't that cute?
I can watch you play pretend
But no offense
But you're an ass-kisser
Eighth-grader
Write your notes on graph paper
Loud neighbor
Line cutter
God, you're such a motherfucker
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but not like that
You're a puppy and a gold-digger
Empress-losing actor, dick-rider, gaslighter
Start a bunch of house fires!
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but not like that
"Hey, did you put me on your fans?"
And I'm like "Yeah"'Cause you're the type of guy to push your grandma down the stairs
Steal her money and leave her there
You wanna be friends?
Well isn't that nice, isn't that cute?
I can watch you play pretend
But in the end
But you're an ass-kisser
Eighth-grader
Write your notes on graph paper
Loud neighbor
Line cutter
God, you're such a motherfucker
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but not like that
You're a puppy and a gold-digger
Empresslosing actor, dick-rider, gaslighter
Start a bunch of house fires!
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but not like that
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
No grandmas were harmed in the making of this song, except his...
YOU ARE READING
zinnie x joe biden
Romancezinnie innocently emails joe biden, but maybe things between the two aren't as innocent as once thought... diss track out now!! part 4!! <3 🎀