|| BLOCKED || scaramouche x y/n

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u were sitting in scara's car (or his moms) looking out the window. "ur car is nice" u commented since it was pretty quiet. scara was focused on driving and u were trying to look aesthetic by looking outside.

"it's my moms" he said, his eyes still on the road. "ha! u still use ur moms car??" u burst out laughing.

"u can't even drive." he quickly clocked back at u. ur head swung around to face him. u immediately stopped laughing and stared at him. "ahahaha.. funny! el oh el.." u awkwardly mumbled, trying to think of another comeback.

"um. where are we going?" u asked, still thinking of another comeback. "you'll find out." he said mysteriously.

"ur not gonna murder me, right?" u nervously chuckled. u really did love him but u wouldn't doubt it if he murdered u one day. the amount of times you've embarrassed him and put him through misery.

scara didn't say anything, instead he just shrugged with a smirk on his face. "alright dude, what the flip" u took a pen from ur purse and held it towards him.

"i'm kiddinggg, why would u actually think that?-"

"bc ur emo." and SILENCE. u felt him glare at you the second u said that word. emo.

"IM SO SORRY MOOCHIE!! I KNOW I HAVENT BEEN THE BEST GIRLFRIEND BUT PLEASE DONT KILL ME. HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO RIZZ U UP?!" u started ranting. scara slowly turned his head to look at you, "alright dude, what the flip" he said, copying you from earlier.

"so ur not gonna kill me??" u asked, slowly putting ur pen down. "fuck no. how else will I rizz you up??" he said, emphasizing the 'I'.

"my rizz is so rizzy that it has YOU saying rizz"

u were busy speaking brain rot that you didn't even noticed you were parked for 3 minutes. "y/n." scara said, putting his hands on ur shoulders to get ur attention. "hm."

"please don't say rizz until we get home" he said, shaking you. u sat there, looking confused. "get down on ur knees and beg to me! peasant!"

all of his faith he had in you, down the drain. he sighed before opening the car door and getting out. "HEY! U SERIOUSLY LEFT ME ON HEARD?!" u yelled at him as he was going around the car to open ur door.

"why, thank you!" u spoke with a british accent. he rolled his eyes as he watched u take ur sweet time getting out of the car. but the thing is, u lost ur emergency weapon pen.

"i'm about to get back into the car and drive you to mcdonalds" he whisper shouted. "omg. SORRY DAD-" before u could finish ur sentence, scara quickly shut ur door. "HEY!" u yelled, banging on the glass.

he eventually opened the door and apologized. "i guess u saw through me" u said, trying ur best not to laugh. "kys."

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u just got seated at a table near a window and a server handed u some menus. as soon as the server left, you opened up the menu and saw all the options you had. "woah. this menu is HUGE" u said, flipping through the pages.

"what do u wanna order?" scara asked. it's only been a few seconds since u opened the menu and he was already asking. "i just opened the menu.."