|| BLOCKED || scaramouche x y/n

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"EVERYONE GATHER UP!" hu demanded. she tapped on her clipboard using her pen. "THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF REHEARSAL AND I NEED EVERYONE TO FOCUS" she yelled specifically in xiao's ear. "ow." he felt his eardrum on the verge of popping.

"CLEAR?" she asked the whole group. "clear.." everyone said with dreaded voices. "ALRIGHT! act one. i need y/n, heizou, shinobu, mona, and yoimiya." she used her pen to point at each person. u all sighed as u slowly went up
the steps to get on stage. "alright, NARRARATOR?? where is childe!" she screamed in xiao's ear again.

"omg, im comingggg" he groaned. u laughed to urself and whispered to mona and yoimiya, "haha, 'coming'".

"literally, get the hell out" mona grimaced. "EVERYONE GET IN THEIR PLACES!" hu yelled. "and.. ACTION!"

"once upon a time, long ago, there was a royal kingdom located in teyvat. however, it wasn't any royal kingdom, it was the kingdom with the most beautiful girl of the generation." childe read through a microphone. "most beautiful?!" he laughed. "CHILDE! CARRY ON!" hu glared at him. "ahem! there have been many trying to marry into the specific kingdom. but they weren't good enough. well, not until just now. one of the richest and well-known kingdoms has offered their son to marry the kingdoms daughter."

u walked onstage alongside mona and yoi. "i don't understand how you're the youngest but are the most beautiful!" mona said. "indeed! it's not very fair to us!" yoi read the script with a sarcastic tone. then, heizou and shinobu walked in. "my dear y/n!" heizou said with a high-pitched voice. u tried ur best not to laugh. "yes, mother?" u asked. "we would like to set up a dinner with u and a prince!" his voice cracked mid-line. "we think he may be the one" shinobu joined in but with a deep voice.

"oh- well.." u muttered. "dinner will be at 6 o' clock tomorrow!" heizou said. u looked down at ur feet. "yes mother.." u mumbled.

"END OF ACT 1!! GOOD JOB!" hu clapped. "i fucking hate this" heizou grumbled. "i fucking hate u" hu threw her water bottle at him. "i'm bored. CAN WE GO??" u sighed. "oh my! i didn't know the princess was so tired! let me just stop my whole job to accommodate to her needs!" hu smiled at u. "i was joking.." u backed away from her. "OF COURSE U WERE! We have 4 DAYS AND ALL WE HAVE IS THE FIRST ACT!" she flipped out. "damn." u muttered under ur breath.

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hu used her whistle to catch everyone's attention "WE ARE DONE FOR TODAY!!". everyone began to cheer and jump. "YAY!! FINALLY! I CAN GO HOME!!" venti jumped as he grabbed his bag. "WAIT! venti, u need to stay" hu said. "WHAT?! THIS IS SO UNFAIR" he frowned. "it's ur fault we're even here" childe snapped. "lets go moochie" u flipped ur hair and he just sighed.

u were walking around the streets with scaramouche and it was pretty dark. "woah. look at the stars!" u said pointing up to them.  he looked up and saw how beautiful they looked. there were two that were closer together than all the others. "that's us!" u pointed. "where?" he looked and looked. "THERE!"

"WHERE?!"

"RIGHT THERE!!"

"RIGHT WHERE?!"

u smirked as u got the best idea ever.

"UNDER!"

"UNDER WHERE?!"

u burst out laughing. "U SAID UNDERWEAR!!" u fell down to the floor. "fuck u." he mumbled. "when?" u smirked. he looked at u and at his watch and then back at u. "we have some time.." he smirked. "AHHHHH!" u ran away. u didn't run too far because u weren't in the mood for running. "I WAS KIDDING!" he yelled following after u. he caught up to u really quick and saw u out of breath. "u ran like 15 seconds.." he looked concerned.