Uncle Chay's first date

Tankhun's wise words (1/2)

"So what happened? Come on, you can't do this to me na." Rain whined when Chay stopped telling them once again.

"Yes, Chay, how dare you bully these sweet children." Macau mocks Chay while Rain begins to play the sad victim with puppy eyes.

But since Chay has always been the sad puppy one who got away with everything it didn't really work.

But he did know now why everyone always gave in.

Rain was a good puppy. Maybe one day he will be as good as him.

"Alright, how about I give you all a hint." Chay was feeling playful so why not?

"Yes, yes a hint! But I'm bad at those games." Rain sulcked earning another slap from Sky.

"Rain, shut up! I'm still waiting for the juicy tea and you keep interrupting!" Sky growls at Rain since he needed this gossip.

A little longer and he would lose his mind and just go ask Tankhun for what happened.

But knowing Tankhun he would make it so dramatic that it would take ages before he would actually tell you what happened and not some made up drama like in the movies.

Maybe he would make Pol and Arm act it out again just like when he was showing Sky a funny video of baby Prapai and wanted him to live through the real experience.

"Okay, so it has something to do with a rule book." Chay says, making all of them look confused at him.

"A rule book?" Sky says not sure if he heard right.

"Well, yes? No, not like a real rule book but more like I don't know..." Chay didn't know how to really describe it.

"Like a guide to something when you buy a new tv and need to install it?" Rain asked, saying something smart for the first time in hours.

"Yes, like a guide but then for a specific purpose." Chay smiles innocently at the confused faces in front of him.

"Oh, a guide to disappear like a ghost!" Rain yells as if he hit the jackpot.

All Chay did was move his head as no.

How can Rain be smart one second and say the most random things the next minute?

"Oh, I know it!" Macau smirked evilly. "Tankhun gave you a guide for how to fuck little Kimmyboy."

Macau started laughing at his own joke like it was hilarious earning more than one slap by Chay.

"Like what? Knowing P'No it has to be dramatic!" Sky remarks making all their little heads bob in unison.

"Ooh, I know, I know! It is a guide to how to trap P'Kim!" Rain started bouncing around.

"Warmer,Rain is getting in the right direction."

"So it is about my little kimmy thief. Macau laughs like a maniac

Well he was just copying a villain or his hia when he got a new playmate for him and P'Pete.

"That's it, Rain you are so smart!" Rain tells all of a sudden making Sky lap him again cause he wants to know it too.

"Ai, Rain! What is it!" Sky yells impatiently.

"It is a guide to trap P'Kim in a magic portal so you have to save him and he will devote his undying love to you as his hero." Rain says as if that was even possible.

"RAIN! YOU IDIOT DID THE BIG SHARK REALLY FUCK ALL OF YOUR LAST BRAINCELLS OUT OR WHAT!"Sky keeps yelling frustrated at his friend's stupidity.

"Or Rain maybe Chay kidnapped Kim and put him in my hia's sex dungeon until he turned in a horny rabbit from seeing hia and P'Pete fuck all day." Macau laughs at another bad joke he made.

"Yes, that's it, right P'Chay." Rain says innocently like that could even happen in the first place.

"Yeah, thats why P'Kim attacked P'Chay when he saved him and tried to turn him into a sex bunny so they coul go into heat together and fuck their lives away in a little hole." Sky snarks at Rain's idiot brain for believing P'Macau.

Does Chay really look like a kidnapper to Rain?

"Meanie." Rain pouts even though he still believed that it could be true.

Who knows, Rain had been trying to learn magic as a kid and it may not have worked then.

How else can you explain him getting to date P'Phayu?

It certainly wasn't the love spell he tried to cast on a frog in this little pond he found close by school one day.

So yes, he kissed a frog as a child.

Well, technically it was 3 frogs who were disgusting to kiss but maybe one of them did turn in his P'Phayu just like a prince from a fairytale.

"Okay, we are getting off topic, how about another hint?" Chay interrupts the little war he started before anyone got really hurt from Sky's slaps.

"Yes, finally we're getting somewhere! Sky sasses.

"This is my last or final hint so listen closely I will say this only once!" Chay whispers like he is a out to share one of the biggest secrets in history.

"It has something to do with Kim." Chay whispers, getting interrupted once again by his lovely Sky.

"No shit, tell me something I don't know."

"Alright, thanks for the feedback Sky but we are trying to hear this hint you know?" Rain says with so much sass he would make Tankhun proud.

"Ah, ah no fighting or I won't tell you."

This did the trick to make all of them become quiet and focus on Chay's words.

"So, the hint is that P'No will tell me something important."

"Really, that's it?" Sky says getting tired of this shit.

"Alright let me guess P'No is standing there with a pink whip and a big whiteboard filled with glitter and big colorful words on it with do and don'ts for catching a Kim!" Sky sasses annoyed not knowing that he guessed it on the first try.

"BINGO!" Chay yells, making everyone shocked at Sky ruining their little guessing game so soon.

"Not fair!"