Enos: " Did you know that it only takes two pounds to crush a nose? "
Thanatos: " yes. But he didn't. "
-Raphael casually having a panic attack-
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Hades: " Welcome to The Underworld! "
Enos: " Give us your ballsss ~ "
Hades: " if you wanna look around... "
Thanatos: " give us your balls . "
Nyx: " I am heavily concerned- "
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Enos: " look at me. "
Hades: " Yeah ? "
Enos: " what's two times two ? "
Thanatos : " four. "
Hades: " Pain. "
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Enos: " I created blackmailing. "
Thanatos: " why are you so proud of that? "
Enos: " why do you act like such a pacifist when I bring up this shit? "
Nyx: " I thought we all agreed who's a pacifist, who's a sadist, and who's a masochist. "
Hades: " I don't remember having that discussion.. "
Enos: " I'm a masochist! "
Thanatos: " Sadist... "
Raphael: " I'm the pacifist. "
Hades: " that's because your a wimp, Raphael. "
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Zeus: " so who do we have today on our request list, Hermes? "
Enos: " me faggot "
Hades: " can I please have a break from you-?"
Enos: " no. "
