Me; Hey... It's been a while folks, stories in hiatus btw but in meantime here's this new story.
Before we start here's a meme
Enjoy
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4 hour before Hatowner's arrival
In unknown planet a F-35 pilot is falling in the sky for some reason and screaming
Thankfully he got his parachute on and pull a rope and it launches it giving him a smooth landing
He safely lands on ground and get his parachute off
???; what is this planet???
This was a unknown planet he came across
And he's confused and sees a red riding hood girl walking
???; h-hey?
???; huh?
???; what's your name, little girl?
Mustache Girl; Mustache Girl
???; nice to meet you... Weird name my name is...
Then suddenly he suddenly see a Russian Su-35 plane is crashing down
???; Christ that's one of those Felon Jet fighters
And saw a Russian pilot ejected out of the plane
Mustache Girl: Who was that?
???: That's a Russian pilot I was Fighting
Mustache Girl: Oh
He confront the Russian pilot to which shock that's it's a American and he open fired with his M9 Beretta Pistol but he waste all of his bullets and is empty, the Russian pilot sees this and get his Makarov pistol
The American pilot Runs off when Russian pilot start shooting
Eventually
Russian pilot ran out of ammo too and they engage in Close quarters combat
She helped him out
After that
???; Thanks, I guess... Name's Ford by the way. Jesus I need to get out of here
Mustache Girl: What do you mean
Ford Brody; Well my plane got crashed for some reason and I have to find a way out
Mustache Girl: Oh no, you going to need to take shelter somewhere
Ford Brody; What? Why not?
Mustache Girl: There's a storm coming!
Ford Brody: okay???
Mustache Girl: Come On
Meanwhile in DC (Earth or "Real World")
Thousands protest against war on Ukraine due to being having multiple war crimes
A taxi arrives in government buildings and mysterious man walks there with suit on
Esther was investigating what the hell was going on
She notice a mysterious man heading to government building entrance (The Department of Monarch and Anonymous Containment)
Esther Faith Hopp; Huh?
She notice a Mysterious man talking to Government official something saying like Katie Hatowner and government officials referring that mysterious man as "G-Man"
Government Official; and G-Man li- Uh oh.
They noticed Esther and lowers the windows blinds entirely
She was scared
Jimmy Patterson: What's wrong??
She point to the other car
Jimmy Patterson: oh that guy... *Cough* yeah forget about him you don't wanna go near him otherwise... You know when it happens
Esther Faith Hopp: Okay
Meanwhile in Aperture Science in Greater Michigan
Richard Doss came in a visit
Skye: Hello, How may I help you?
Richard Doss: I'm a looking for a woman name Chell
Skye: Right this way
Richard Doss: I know Chell is very stubborn and has a complex relationship with GLaDOS
Skye: Speaking of, I remember she has a interesting backstory
Richard Doss: I see, can you tell me?
Skye: GLaDOS told me that she never deleted her.
Richard Doss: EH?!
Later
He indeed confront GLaDOS because Richard has his moron side (like Wheatley) and Stubborn even more
GLaDOS: MORNING Skye
Skye: Mornin-
Richard Doss: Oh Hello you Yee Yee Caroline, in fact I'm a Lieutenant of The United States Military
GLaDOS: Nice to meet you
Richard Doss: Heh you look like a potato
GLaDOS: Don't remind me
Richard Doss: anyway I'm looking for woman name Chell, I've been friends with her
GLaDOS: Oh, Her.
Richard Doss: Yup her.
Meanwhile in Black Mesa Research Facility in New Mexico
Belle Bottom visits this area despite being a secret place
Gordon Freeman: what are you doing?
Belle Bottom: Visiting
Gordon Freeman: Ok
Scientist: Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?!?! 😭😭😭
Gordon Freeman: Ugh 😩 Because Black Mesa requires us to wear ties
Meanwhile
General Noah: Esther, We got a problem... Ford's gone awol
Esther Faith Hopp: He's Missing
General Noah: Yeah, indeed and if only someone could save him
Meanwhile in Space
Space Core: SPAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE
A spaceship is flying around the space and it's a familiar face we all know Katie Hatowner
She's holding a picture of Ford Brody
She's looking for him
INCOMING MESSAGE
She answers it
General Noah: Hey, It's me... Listen we got a distress signal coming from another planet, I don't know where but it came this morning... We're sending a recon team (GLaDOS, Esther, Marie Payne and some others) on your way, ETA 14 hours
Katie Hatowner: Got it.
Back in Aperture Science
Chell is still stubborn as hell and still has violent behaviors
GLaDOS: Chell, stop this violent behavior
But Chell pulls a middle finger on GLaDOS and does the rope thing
GLaDOS: What THE FUCK?!
Richard Doss laughs because GLaDOS don't have "legs"
GLaDOS: What's so funny?
Richard Doss: Coz, You don't have Legs. GLaDOS
Wheatley: Indeed!
Chell clearly hates Wheatley
Richard Doss: eh, Chell? Why she hate Wheatley?
GLaDOS: She can't talk
Richard Doss: ow...
YOU ARE READING
A Hat in Time
FanficKatie Hatowner, a 8 Year old human girl who crashed lands on a mysterious planet after losing her time pieces, now she is on a quest to get the time pieces back, will succeed?
