Liyana

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Liyana

When I arrived at my apartment I threw my self on the couch ,I'm too lazy for my liking which is one of the reasons why I visit my grandma once in a while.

She always complains about me being lazy ,I don't mind her saying that coz I know I'm lazy mara (but) not every time hle .

I end up dozing off on the couch ,only for me to be woken up by my phone ringing .First time I let it ring while I sing along to my ringtone ,second time I do the same thing .On the third time I settle for answering it.

Me :"Yebo Sawbona (Hello) "

Sam :"What are the formalities for bro ,when you were just singing along to your ringtone trying to ignore me ??

This dude knows me too much for my liking ,there is no person that wants to be known by another person like that .I'm not comfortable with that.

Me :"If I didn't know better I would say you have a crush on me"

Sam :"Ohh girl don't flatter yourself ,Its the second time I'm calling you"

Me :"In one day ,ONE FREAKIN DAY bro .Only my boyfriend is supposed to do that ."

Sam :"Stop acting all in love with a guy here ,I know very well what you've been up to there ."

Me :"What have I've been up to ke babami ??(my dad)"

Sam :"You know it and I won't tell you something you already know and doing ,so continue mogurl .Its your life after all."

Me :"Thanks hey"

Sam :"Kodwa kmele uhlala wazi ukuthi le angeke iphele kahle .(But you should always know that this thing won't end nicely)"

The thing with Samkelo is that we were friends from back at home ,it all started when I was still in grade 5.He used to date my childhood friend ,abalastanga (their relationship did not last) but still mogurl wants birthday gifts from the poor guy ,girls ne .Worst of all my friend used to pussy block the guy .If he found a girlfriend she would make sure that they break up before they even have their first kiss .I also used to fight his battles when the boys in my area used to bully him ,and that gave my grandmother the idea that he is gay .