In the magical place of Owen Wilson's house, my girlfriend and I had visited only to bang in his bedroom while he chills in the living room.
Boy oh boy, was it so good. That feeling of penetrating pussy.
However, we could not stop being so loud that Owen Wilson heard it all the way from his living room.
"Wow!" He said.
He knocked on the door to tell us to keep it down, but the banging was so good we could not keep it down at all.
In fact, we may have broken some of his furniture.
Owen Wilson got mad and barged in. I told my girlfriend to keep back and pushed Owen Wilson away from the door to fight him to the death.
He landed a fist to my face. It hurt. I counter-punched him and he flew to the wall, breaking it and creating a shape of his figure.
He stood back up and attacked me with his fireballs. I evaded his attacks Matrix-style.
He proceeded to do a flying kick to my face and I flew off and landed next to his table with a bowl full of vegetables.
"If I were to defeat Owen Wilson, I must become vegan" I thought
I ate all of the vegetables in the bowl gaining vegan powers. Todd Ingram-style and proceeded to open a vegan portal behind Owen Wilson.
"Wow!" He exclaimed
Finally, I kicked him in the bajingles and he flew into the vegan portal, sending him to the shadow realm.
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My random dreams
DiversosA record of unsettling dreams that I pretend never happened. Or some dreams that were too good.
