𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐘 | 𝐰𝐛

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DRUGGIE MAN😨
what the hell was that broadcast hajime

cutie patootie🥹☹️💗
no fr
my eardrums bursted gang☹️

girlboss w a COCK⁉️😱
realness momose😬
oh what the hell is this name
😐😐😐

military gangster😰
i'm pretty sure it was umemiya-shi.
i am not a gangster.
also the broadcast was not good.

girlboss w a COCK😱⁉️

oh my, that's such a creative name ume!!!

50yo VIRGIN‼️😔
umemiya maybe broadcasting just isn't for you

BIG BACK BOSS🥵🥵🥵
WHATT☹️
WASN'T I SUPER DUPER COOL!?!!?
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girlboss w a COCK😱⁉️
i think u were amazing ume!!!<3

DRUGGIE MAN😨
no.

BIG BACK BOSS🥵🥵🥵
n/n :(((

cutie patootie🥹☹️💗
LMAOOO watch umemiya go cry😭

50yo VIRGIN‼️😔
yeah
then wreck my stomach😐⁉️

DRUGGIE MAN😨
i'll buy u more drugs hiragi

military gangster😰
you mean stomach pills
?

DRUGGIE MAN😨
oh ya
oops
+2 reacted 🤨

BIG BACK BOSS🥵🥵🥵

U GUYS ARE SO MEAN☹️☹️☹️
I'M GONNA REPLACE ALL FIVE OF U WITH THE FIRST YEARS FUCK

military gangster😰
what did i do😐

cutie patootie🥹☹️💗
HELPP
THE FIRST YEARS PROBABLY WON'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY AFTER THAT DAMN BROADCAST😭

50yo VIRGIN‼️😔

DRUGGIE MAN😨
nah cuz why u were yapping abt the beach???😐

girlboss w a COCK😱⁉️
the line about youth got me so bad😭

cutie patootie🥹☹️💗
i gasped so hard when you said you forgot what u were gonna say help😭😭

military gangster😰
my expectations weren't high to begin with.

BIG BACK BOSS🥵🥵🥵
WTV U GUYS ARE MEANIES😡😡😡
IM GONNA GO PLANT

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𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀 𝐇𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐃 before tossing his phone to the bench. he placed his hands on his hips and pouted comically as he waddled back to his seedlings.

"hmph, they're such meanies," his gaze narrowed as he gently held the leaf between his fingers, tracing the veins gently, "isn't that right rebecca!?"

"you named the plants??" umemiya turned to see no other than l/n, his face scrunched in judgment as he stood behind the male.

umemiya stood up abruptly as his cheeks flushed. the man-child crossed his arms as he continued to face opposite of his friend. "i was talking to samantha!"

the h/c-haired male rolled his eyes before turning around and stuffing his hands into his pockets, "fine, have it your way."

"no, wait!" umemiya whined before turning to jump on l/n's back conically, shedding crocodile tears as the latter simply sweatdropped.

"don't leave me n/n, i love youuuuuu!" the larger male exclaimed loudly as l/n groaned, his ears hurting again at his friend's volume.

l/n sighed in tiredness, feeling like he was babysitting more than anything. "i need a blunt so bad..." he whispered before cursing under his breath.

the man jerked a bit before looking down to see two hands squeezing at his pecs. "niceee~" umemiya mused as he nuzzled into l/n's shoulder.

a vein formed in l/n's forehead as he raised his arm and slammed his fist backwards to hit the younger. umemiya fell onto the floor with a soft 'oof' as his forehead steamed comically.

"i'm gonna go back to work," l/n huffed and adjusted his uniform, "oh and make sure to make a groupchat for the grade captains once the first years have voted."

with that, the male elegantly left the rooftop with the clacking of his shoes slowly fading into the background.

umemiya stayed on the ground and looked at his palm as he blushed softly, "so soft..." he mumbled to himself as he made a grabby motion with his fingers.

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