Blood Stains ▪︎ Scream (1 - 4) x Hp wtm [On Hold]

She Wasn't Butt Ass Naked

Nicolle brought Dahlia and Halle to her couch and said "Halle, Dahls, you know these three." They nodded and she continued, "This is Tatum, my best friend from high school." They nodded and Nicolle sat down. Dahlia sat in between her and Randy and Halle sat in between Her and Tatum.

She held out her hand for a handshake, "I'm Halle, Nica's best friend from college." Tatum shook her hand before saying, "So she finally realized she's attracted to girls huh?" Halle nodded, "It took six months, but we got there." Tatum nodded and Nicolle sighed.

MAUREEN: I hate scary movies. I should be studying, I got a bio due, you know that?

PHIL: Did I mention that these tickets are free? Free.

MAUREEN: Sandra Bullock is playing right down the street.

PHIL: Now why do you wanna pay 7.50 to see some Sandra Bullock, unless she's naked.

Lily groaned, "Pervert."

MAUREEN: Oh, but you will sit through some movie called STAB.

PHIL: It's an adrenaline rush Maureen, that's what it is.

MAUREEN: No, I'll tell you what is. It's a dumb ass white movie about some dumb ass white girls getting their white asses cut the fuck up.

PHIL: Is that what it is?

MAUREEN: No, I'm just saying that the horror genre is historical for excluding the African American element.

Randy nodded and Nicolle shrugged.

PHIL: Now where do you get your P.H.D. in black cinema sister soldier?

MAUREEN: Listen, I read my Entertainment Weekly, I know my shit.

PHIL: Yeah Maureen, I read my Blackbeat too. Black eyes. Black peeps.

THEATRE USHER: Hi, here you go.

MAUREEN: What's this?

THEATRE USHER: Stab souvenirs, the studio sent them.

MAUREEN: And it's white! Thank you.

STAB Movie begins as PHIL and MAUREEN make their way to their seats while the song "Red Right Hand" plays in the background as the movie begins. A young girl with blonde hair named Casey walks into the bathroom during a thunderstorm as she gets ready to take a shower.

MAN IN THEATRE: Take it off!

The women in the hall shivered as Lance and Randy scowled and Dewey looked about ready to shoot the screen.

(MAUREEN gestures her hand in disgust and annoyance)

MAUREEN: Now why does she gotta be naked? What does that have to do with the plot, her 

being butt ass naked?

Nicole clenched her teeth in outrage, "She wasn't butt ass naked." Gale nodded, "It tells the truth in the book. That-" She points to the screen, "Was all the movie writers." Nicolle scowled and Dahlia took her hand.

PHIL: I don't know about the plot, but I got a stiffie.

MAUREEN: You better loosen up that wrist.

Back to STAB, a phone rings as Casey looks back and dresses back up to answer the phone. The men in the theatre grumble in disappointment.