chapter 1: grotty toes

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by alterego13232

by alterego13232

shrek trudged through his swamp, feeling mentally empty. the mud oozed from between his shrexy toes, and he shivered.

the sky was dark, it was time for him to go home to his wife, fiona, and their kids. shrek had been looking for slop to eat for dinner, but all he felt like doing was sulking around in his swamp.

"shrek! you didn't get our slop! now our kids are going to starve!" fiona shreiked, slapping him over his shrexy head.

"just leave me alone." shrek mumbled, slamming the door as he collapsed on his mud bed, closing his eyes and letting out a long sigh.

he was depressed, to tell the truth.

he felt so lonely.

suddenly, a large crack sounded near the window and he stirred, sitting up with confusin lacing his expression as another crack was heard.

"who is that?" he yelled, smacking the wall to hopefully scare off anyone who was outside his window at this hour, but to no avail as another crack was heard, the window shattering.

"okay, you better run away, i've got big arms and i'll decapitate your dick if you're not careful." shrek exclaimed, growling as he picked up a baseball bat, ready to throw arms as he peered out the smashed window.

and there, on the ground was a donkey.

his face was sculpted like a god's, and his muscular arms were prominent through his soft fur.

shrek stopped himself suddenly, his expression softening.

"who are you?" he gently placed the baseball bat down, leaning out the window, ignoring the glass puncturing his stomach as it bled out onto the ground.

"your blood smells tasty." the donkey whispered seductively.

pink washed over shrek's face, as he chuckled deeply.

"thankyou. why don't you come in?" shrek continued, furrowing his eyebrows as he gazed at the donkey, was was grinning widely.

"i can't tonight sorry. maybe another day. it was nice to meet you, shrek."

"WAIT? YOU SMASHED MY WINDOW! COME BACK! HOW DO YOU NOW MY NAME?!" shrek yelled after him, but donkey had already galloped gracefully into the bush, leaving shrek alone with his own thoughts again.

sighing loudly, a tear escaped the ogre's eyes, as he collapsed on his bed, letting his tears run freely.

i hope i see you again.