* Obviously piercings, such as, eyebrow (left), nose bridge, snake bites, angel fangs, gauged ears, industrial (right ear), double helix (left ear), and two lobe piercings above his gauges (both ears), also a tongue piercing.
* Is a little shit; king of the sassy man apocalypse
* Shaggy mullet havin' ass mf
* Greasy ass hair
* Has vitiligo
* Bisexual
* Light-skinned, teenage dirtbag, american
* "Country boy I love youuu, ahhh😛" (I'm sayin' he's country- I know he technically grew up in the suburban lifestyle but he gives me country vibes. He definitely prefers the city, but doesn't mind the country)
* Can't flirt for shit and gets flustered easy
* ^When he's flustered he factory resets and his nose, tips of his ears, and nape of his neck turn bright red
* Nerdy asf, a literal geek
* Naturally lean build and his friends hate him for it
* Love languages are quality time and words of affirmation
* Tattoo sleeve
* Cannot cook to save his life literally so ass
* Okay, hear me out on this one. I think that Goofy has a slight country accent and I hc he grew up with the southern lifestyle. Max didn't. HOWEVER, growing up hearing goofy, I think that Max unintentionally adopted a very subtle accent, but he can't hear it. SO!! HE HAS A SLIGHT SOUTHERN ACCENT CAUSE OF GOOFY AND I'M TAKING NO CRITICISM; he can't hear it and it's veryyy subtle but Bobby and PJ point it out to him all the time.
* Gap-toothed😋
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