Her Favourite Hobbit

Prologue

2nd Person POV

Prologue 1: Wishing of Hobbit

Let's just assume for a while you've wanted to be a Hobbit. As in those little, hairy footed guys from LotR (Lord of the Rings) and titular species of The Hobbit. If that is you, good for you. If it isn't, make like a boxer on wheels and roll with the punches. At an undated point (many of the those in this story will be undated) you finally get your wish; though, not in the way you expect. You get turned into one by none other than Hobbit's Enemy Number One aka Usurper (who hates Hobbits for some reason). Soon after your transformation (in a tower thing), you get stung by She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (whatever you do, do NOT use her actual name in the comments, I'm BEGGING you). 

Prologue 2: How You Met Your Mother

Much, much later after your transformation and many, many events that transpired after, you and your family of friends (friends considered family to you) are going about your days (that's one way of putting it) in a ship that had been renamed to the Hobbitish word for 'family'. You are in the bridge when you hear a whooshing sound. It continued as a blue box materialized in front of you. Out of the box come three humans (Graham O'Brien, Yaz Khan & Ryan Sinclair) and the Thirteenth Doctor.

At another unspecified time, the Thirteenth Doctor would take such a liking to you, she not not only tells you (on more than one separate occasion) that you are her favourite Hobbit (despite being the ONLY Hobbit she has gotten to know outside of TCOA). You in turn come to think of her as a mother. Indeed when talking to her or referring to her in conversation she is not part of as 'Mum'.

A/N: It is up to reader interpretation who the fam of friends are. POV for those who don't know means Point of View or the perspective from which a story is told. 1st person uses pronouns like I/me/my. 2nd person (used here) has pronouns like you/your/yours/you're. 3rd person uses pronouns such as they/them/their/theirs, he/him/his and she/her.