Patient:Doctor!!! Whenever I eat Birthday cake I always get heart burn!
Doctor:Next time um... Remove the candles!!!
Credits: my sis...
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Me: hey sis want some cream right there? *points at her mouth*Younger sis:Ok!!!
Me: HERE YOU GO *puts whole ice cream in face* hehehe
DONT DO THIS ITS MEAN!!!
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Me: *walking outside*... Ooo cool random chocolate on my hand??
*eats it* WAIT THIS AINT CHOCOLATE ITS BIRD POOP YUCK!!!
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Stranger: can I see what your bag has it looks so heavy Maybe I can help you carry that?Woman: OH SURE! It's so heavy *gives the bag to the stranger*
Stranger: THANKS!!! I AM NOW RICH!!! *runs*
Woman: what do you mean?
Hey my 1000000 dollars are in there I need it back...LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂
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