Swiping Right | Harry Lewis (W2S)

karma.

"Well hey Maddison i'm so glad you could join the after after party, I hope it didn't disrupt them plans you had" Harry taunts as he approaches the bar, which is inconveniently where i'm standing.

What does he know. How does he know. WHO the fuck does he know. I'm seriously racking my brain right now to try find out how this boy got all this information and managed to drag a whole fucking party here. I can't even respond to Harry because this time i'm genuinely lost for words. Speechless. The longer I take to respond the more Harry's smug little smile grows, and the faster my heart beats. Curse Harry Lewis and curse that fucking cocky smile. Luckily someone's got my back tonight, that someone being Lucy. She taps me on my shoulder, pulling me out my thoughts real fucking fast.

"Ooo Maddie let's get a drink and dance near Josh, I heard he's here tonight" She says just loud enough so Harry can hear, which wipes his little smile away real fast and makes hers grow 10x bigger.

She's a genius. An evil, definitely a bad idea, I might get an STD again genius, but she's a genius. Now i'd usually feel bad about using someone as a pawn in my own favour, but you have to understand Josh is a world class wanker. This boys had it coming for a long time. Think of me as his karma for him being a shitty human being. And tonight his karma was gonna flirt with him to make a certain just as cocky, a lot more attractive, hopefully not riddled with any sexual diseases, Harry Lewis very fucking jealous.

"You're so evil, I love it" I giggle and whisper to Lucy as we walk off away from Harry and into the direction of Josh.

"Just give me a look and i'll get you away from him okay, we absolutely can't have you doing anything you regret in the long run, this man is a genuine red flag" She responds while laughing but I know she's being serious, she always looks out for me.

"You got it, but honestly like just between us, i'm quite drunk right now and Josh doesn't look awful, in fact he looks quite good" I whisper in her ear giving Joshua Hastings the more innocent version of "fuck me" eyes.

"Ok Mads your cut off, under no circumstances are you going home with a literal walking STD, you want a disease to take home tonight? Kiss him, the worst you'll get is fucking mono" Lucy pats my back and grins back at me.

"Ok boss you got it, i'll catch mono" I salute at her as Josh approaches on que.

"That was not the main take away from our conversation MADDISON!" She shouts back at me as she leaves me and Josh on the dance floor.

He's looking down at me just smiling, is this his version of getting lost in my eyes? I don't know what the fuck he expects from me, it's like he's waiting for me to take his hands and waltz across the room with him. We're in a fucking club Josh i'm away to probably embarrass myself while dancing and flirting with you to make a boy I sometimes can't stand jealous. He's still staring down at me and i'm beginning to feel very awkward, whatever attractiveness I felt for him 5 minutes ago is long gone and it's been replaced with pure creepiness. I hope this is short and sweet.

"Hey Josh, i'm really sorry for how I acted earlier" I break this awkward silence and wrap my arms around his neck to get closer to him. "Let me buy you a drink to make up for it" I try to turn and grab his to try lead him to the bar, but he doesn't let me budge.

"Aw you don't need to do that love, I know moneys always been a bit tight for you" he says in a very condescending manor while still looking into my eyes, licking his lips, and giving me a half grin. Just smile back Maddie. Just smile. Karmas coming his way.

"Wow, your too kind Josh" I say sarcastically, knowing he won't pick up on it and that sentence only skyrocketed his ego, and probably his cock.

Because i'm wrapped around his neck, and dancing in such close proximity to his body I can safely disclose that Josh is getting hard in the middle of the dance floor. Unfortunately for Mr Hastings, he's like the grinch. In fact he's more like the grinch's heart because even when the grinch reduced his heart "a size and half" and it grew "three times larger" at the end of the movie, it was still very fucking small. Much like Joshes dick and very unlucky for past me. Being drunk must of paid off because I really thought the sex was good, I know size isn't everything but what the fuck else has Josh got to offer. Past me must of been severely down bad because this, i'm not drunk enough for this.

Due to our distance, or lack of it. Josh starts to edge in closer, and closer. Until I accept my fate that i'm away to kiss him, counting my blessings that I can still get drunk enough to forget about all this, and blessing Jesus that the only thing i'm going home with tonight is mono. On that note I close my eyes and grab the back of his hair tugging it then pulling him to my lips while his hands travel down towards my back. Don't judge i've got to make some sort of show out of this if i'm kissing the boy. But just before my lips get there someone rips Josh off me and punches him clean in the nose. Like he's literally just been knocked off his feet.

My entire alcohol intake has decided to hit me at once mixed with the amount of shock of I feel right now. Everything's just gone into a blur because that all happened so fast. To begin with I think it's my brother just being a good brother and saving me from the bad guy. Then I start to think it's Lucy because well she's Lucy. And then, lo and behold, Harry turns around holding his fist while furiously, but so sexily, staring at me. Staring at me like i've done something wrong this evening? Come on Harry you wanted to throw this party here i'm only playing the game back. I decide to try to break his angry stare with what he knows best.

"You know it's rude to knock out one of your party guests" I cross my arms and smile up at him slurring my words slightly.

"Awh, I remember my first drink Maddie" He just laughs back at me. I knew humour would work.

"Do you wanna take me home, I think it's late" I look back at him and grab his hand to take a closer look at the mess of it after he punched Josh. God does drunk Maddie have ball, who do I think I am asking him to take me home.

Much to my surprise he responds positively "Of course. I'd always take you home Maddison" he looks down again smiling, tucking my hair back behind my ear which gives me instant butterflies. He does that so well. He does everything so well. Between his sweet talking, and his affection he gives me. He's so perfect. And i'd definitely still suck his dick. It's so past my bedtime right now.

Now I know I should probably be more concerned about Josh but 10 minutes ago he called me poor, which just adds to my reasons of why he's a massive knob. Like I said, karma was coming his way.

"STD you later Josh, no shit sorry" I slurred once again.

"See you later Josh" I smiled down pointing at him still on the floor in shock. Personally just being proud that I managed to correct myself.

Not that Josh is included in this game but it would totally be Maddie 1 Josh 0 right now.

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SO MUCH talking in this chapter. Yet still so fun to write so zero complaints from me. AND Harry's taking Maddie home like hello? I hope you guys liked this one because it was a silly fun one to write. Honestly when I read it back like it's not the best piece of writing i've ever done but it is also a fanfic so we have to allow it.

All the usuals, it's not been edited so pls pls don't be mean, always feel free to comment, leave a vote if your feeling generous, and always always leave a suggestion if you got any.

Finally I love all you guys who have been reading this it honestly means the most. Luv ya <3 xxxxx