"For Mr Lewis yes?" the driver confirms with me as I smile and stumble into his car, closely followed by Harry who's fumbling around trying to get my seatbelt on. About 20 seconds later he just whispers 'fuck it' to himself and gives up. It's so nice to know I'm in safe hands this evening.
"Um excuse me, Mr Uber driver?"
"Yes ma'am" he replies back to me with a bit of a huff.
"On a scale from like 1 to 10, how willing would you be to stop at McDonalds on the way, I'll pay extra" I grin at him through his mirror. Harry then turns to me and sighs before explaining to the driver that i've had a lot to drink and he does not need to make a food stop.
"Shhshhhhh Harry" I whack his arm in an attempt to shut him up, because all I want is a share box of children nuggets to myself right now and Harry Lewis absolutely won't be the reason I don't get them.
"I can make the stop, but eat your food inside, not inside my car please" he talks back, emphasis on the not part.
"Totally fair deal, I'll eat my food inside sir" I giggle, knowing that in five minutes time I'll be hands deep in a chicken nugget sharebox, for one.
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"THANKS AGAIN FOR WAITING!" I shout back to the parked up car as I make my way through the beloved golden arches.
"Whatcha want Harry, my treat" I slap his back as I pass him on the way to the counter.
"Nah nothing for me love" He smiles down at me, locking eyes for the hundredth time today. The second he looks down at me with them fucking eyes my mind goes blank, I never understood what getting lost in someone's eyes meant until I met Harry. It's like I could stare up at him for hours on end and never get bored and every minute that passes I just study a different part of his face, each feature more attractive than the last. This may sound like drunk waffle to you right now but they are still sober thoughts right? Scrap that, I don't know if I want these to be sober thoughts.
"Okay, I'll get you a cheeseburger. I know you're gonna want some of my food when it comes out and unfortunately I'm not the sharing type, so you can have a cheeseburger" I try to respond as fast as possible before he catches me being caught up in his fucking beautiful eyes. AGAIN.
He just smirks down at me after I announce he's eating a burger. The kind of smirk that tells me he just loves the fact that I apparently cannot get enough of him.
"Order for MADDIS- oh my god, OH MY GOD, OHMYG" the young boy behind the till freezes.
"Hi yes Maddison, that's my order" I cut the boy off before he has the chance to shout gods name for a fourth time.
"Yeah, yeah, take your order" he waves me off before diverting his attention to my good looking friend? Acquaintance? Stalker? Im not sure what to call him. Anyways, it's Harry. He turns his attention to Harry.
"Please can I have a picture mate, why are you in Manchester? OHMYGOD are the rest of the Sidemen here too" I roll my eyes as I grab my food and make my way over to an empty booth. Fuck me Ive never seen someone fan girl so hard, he's basically foaming at the mouth because he's getting so excited that 'Wroetoshaw' is here. Harry just laughs while smiling for the selfie and answering all the workers questions. He keeps looking back at me as to say for 'fucks sake why won't he leave me alone'. I Just laugh back at him before pulling my phone out and open up TikTok.
I hit record and flip the camera to Harry, who's still suffering with being the president of the Harry Lewis fan club and has recruited about 3 more, just as obsessed, teenage boys around him. After I take the video and zoom in on his face I just burst out laughing and flip the camera to me.
"When you just want a takeaway but the super fan won't leave you alone" I basically scream down the lens because I in fact am still a little drunk and my chicken nuggets have not sobered me up yet.
After I film the video I immediately hit post because this situation is too funny not to share with the world. I mean this man is the cockiest person but when it comes to teenage boys who are obsessed with him? Yeah he cannot hack it.
Eventually the fan club meeting seems to be adjourned as mr president, Harry Lewis, finally joins me at the table i've secured.
"This is why I always do drive thru" He huffs as he begins to unwrap his burger.
I just burst out laughing at him. He's really caught up over a 15 minute conversation with some teenage boys huh. He however does not find the fact i've laughed at him amusing. He also did not find the tiktok i've filmed, and posted amusing. It's honestly blowing up as well which makes this 10x better. But because i'm insanely intoxicated, this situation is easily the funniest thing in the world right now.
"Harry someone literally commented on the tiktok 'McFanclub' like how is that not funny" I burst into stiches for the second time.
Eventually Harry gives in and nudges my arm beginning to chuckle.
"Mads comeee onnn it's not that funny" he gives out a harder laugh at the end. Displaying that he absolutely does find the comment funny.
"Not that funny huh, you got angry because you got recognised in my local maccies. Let that sink in Mr McPresident" I say sarcastically and smile before getting up from the table signaling to him that it's time to go.
Once we get outside both of us instantly notice that the uber has gone. This time Harry begins to laugh. I don't know why he's laughing because it's like 4 am and we are totally stranded in a mcdonald's car park.
"No come on, I wanna go home now. I've eaten, i've sobered up, i'm not drunk enough for this shit. Fuck that, I don't have time for this shit" I whine at him, which only makes him laugh more.
I can't call an uber because they would take like 20 minutes to accept my location because we aren't in central Manchester any more. I can't call a taxi because literally who uses them these days, all the old people will of booked them up weeks in advance. I can't call Lucy because she's also been drinking tonight. Fuck. There is only one person I know who ticks all the boxes to take me home right now.
I sigh and pull up my phone and begin to call my brother.
"Who are you calling, no taxi service is gonna be about this time and if they are they are gonna be booked up" He stops laughing and questions me.
"Shh i'm calling my brother, he's the only stupid idiot I know that would be awake and willing to pick me up. Plus he's the only person I know tonight that hasn't been drinking" I wave my hand at him hoping Morgan picks up the phone soon.
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Another update. To the one person who asked for an update, this chapter is for you :). I feel like this one still needs some work but i'm gonna post it for now because I haven't updated in ages. Some bits of it I love and some are just lowkey boring but OH WELL. As always thank you for reading, voting, commenting. And pls pls pls comment suggestions of where you want this book to go/chapter ideas and all that fun stuff. Luv ya <3 xox
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Fanfiction"QUIET ON SET PLEASE" Everything came to a hush, I wasn't up first so I could relax, not that I needed to be nervous anyways right? It's a job Maddie, but it's a SIDEMEN job, then again it's hardly serious it's literally called 'tinder in real life'...
