The mercenaries sat in the common room calmly waiting for a new assignment as medic and engineer worked on an experiment using teleporters and whatever strange or odd liquid medic felt like using today, as he felt walking with his *potentially* dangerous experiments might be unsafe for everyone else in the building. As they continued their experiments the other 7 mercs were waiting around the table playing cards.
Soldier: ARGHH this is the most unamerican pathetic pissy game I have ever played
Spy was holding the chips in his hand playing with them between his fingers and he watched them dangle through his palm onto the table as he stared at soldier.
Spy: you are aware that your just bad at the game, correct?
Soldier: HOW DARE YOU, I AM GREAT AT ALL GAMES, THIS IS JUST A BAD GAME
unfortunately for scout who had the misfortune of sitting next to him, he was being choked out as a side effect of soldiers disgruntled ranting as he continued slamming scouts poor body into the table.
Scout: s-soldier p-please I ca-can't brea...
Heavy: Soldier should stop acting like BABY
Soldier: IM NOT A BABY IM A PURE BLOODED AMERICAN MAN
Pyros muffled laugh as she placed the cards on the table causing the mercs around to groan and sigh as he collected the different chips before lighting them on fire with a blowtorch causing several panicked screams and several fire extinguishers being fired and a certain un identified liquid spraying across the teleporter. The 2 mercs focused on the teleporter weren't looking as the liquid fell. Sniper, Spy, Demo, Soldier, Heavy, and scout all playing cards gave up as the game had ended in another disaster, well at least no one got their bones broken this time.
Well engie wiped his brow as he dealt with pyro attempting to burn heavy to hell for extinguishing the fire.
Engie: Woah there buddy relax there's no need to be overly aggressive over some foam
Pyros muffled cries of defeat ended pyros little rant as the rest of the crew decide to go outside and fix the radio tower that hasn't worked in a hundred years as that was their next assignment. As soldier scaled the tower right above heavy, a tiny screwdriver in his large hands they both climbed the tower as engie clung onto heavy toolbox in had they prepared the mission. As soldier began unscrewing the many bolts including the ones supporting his weight falling to the ground.
Soldier: GAHDDAMMIT that hurt like hell
Medic: Dont vury im coming!!
The red glow of the medigun enveloped soldier as he got up and readjusted nearly every bone in his body as medic dropped the medigun letting soldier get back up and continue "helping" as engineer and heavy continued working on it as they managed the connect the wires together allowing a signal to come through as they climbed down from the tower they reentered the building. they continued experimenting with the teleporters once more. as they moved to teleport the teleporter swirled an unnatural color as it started sucking the mercs in.
Medic: Dis ist not gud
Scout: HELP!!
Soldier: HAHAHAHA!!
Pyro: mhghgjhm
Heavy: HELP DOCTOR
Engineer: this not gooooooooooo-
Sniper: aye maaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
spy: blasted
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Japan 22XX
Heavy: uh heavy not feel good
scout: where are we??
as the rest of the mercenaries are similarly are confused as they look around and seemed to be in a strange futuristic society and people were looking at them confused and bewildered as they didn't have an explanation for were they were.
Soldier: WHERE ARE WE MAGGOT
Soldier shouted at engie while citizens looked on with a strange expression on their face as the strange men continued yelling at each other in strange language that wasn't Japanese. As the mercs continued walking around trying to find their new location. it didn't take long to discover it was Japan. As spy was the only one who spoke Japanese quickly got them to understand that this world wasn't like theirs as spy used a laptop (with engies help) to quickly discover their situation.
Spy: hmm interesting
Engie: What pardner, whats wrong
Spy: well gentlemen we are in a world full of superheroes...
and superpowers
Scout: Like a comic book?
Spy: yes you brat like your silly books
The mercenaries quickly looked surprised at the news but surprisingly didn't seem to uncomfortable as they were all worried about getting back or getting food and a stable source of income or anything.
Scout: we have to get back home, don't we?
Soldier: I HATE JAPAN IT IS NOT AMERICA
Heavy: Heavy need to get home for family and money
Spy calmed them down as engie explained the situation he needed time and money to make a new teleporter but he did do something to support and help the mercs in the new situation as he used spys expertise and specific pieces of junk were used to make translators for the mercs as the ear pieces were made in an abandoned apartment that the mercs had "borrowed" as they looked for job openings.
As spy looked through the newspaper for any signs of jobs they could work something caught his eye.
Spy: well look here openings at a high school for some supporting jobs
the other mercs looked over his shoulder as it was for UA the top hero school they had learned while researching the culture in an attempt to find a job. As they all got ready to go to the interview and hopefully make money to y'know feed themselves.
scout had looked over as the job read "Janitor" causing a groan from all of the mercs as spy looked at the paper.
Spy: stop complaining we haven't eaten in 2 days, we need money
Engie: hes correct fellers we gotta get money before we starve
Soldier: I AM NOT WORKING AS A CIVILIAN, THAT IS FOR HIPPIES AND COWARDS
Scout: I dont think im allowed near schools...
Medic: same haha...
Sniper looked on as he spoke: i hate kids
the mercs seemed to agree with his statement but they didnt have enough money to complain,
Heavy: Heavy need money for sandwich
they made disgruntled noises as they got up and prepared for their new jobs hoping that they didn't starve before they got home
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Ms.Pauling: What the- what happened here
As the destroyed room sat infront of her she realized how maybe the mercs might have gotten themselves in more trouble than usual
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Fortress Hero Academia
Adventureengineer is a man of many talents and he and medic are experimenting with substances and portals testing which items move easily when they accidently are transported to the world of heroes and villains. Inspired by Doctor Wheels story buuuuut he has...
