✓ 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗵𝘀: Detectives of East and West (RanpoxY/N)

11: Targeted

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Monday - 8:19 AM

And they're at it again.

"Get back to work! You waste of bandages!"

Kunikida shouted at Dazai, who obviously not listening to him-because Dazai was wearing his headphones while listening to the 'stupid'-in Kunikida's word, "double-suicide" song of his.

"Aww Kunikida! Give that back!" Dazai complained when Kunikida smacked his head and took off the headphones.

"Shut up Dazai! And like I said, get back to work!"

Kunikida pointed at my direction. "Why did you ask Y/N to do your paperwork?!"

Dazai looked at me and smiled. He stood up from his seat and walked towards me. Then extended his hands to me, as if he's showing Kunikida a presentation.

"Because, the lady, Y/N here, asked for my paperwork. And told me that if I haven't done it, she'll take it. Right, Y/N?" Dazai grinned when he saw Kunikida's dumbfounded face.

"What the hell?! Y/N!" Kunikida looked at me. And I was surprisingly looked back at him.

"Y-yes?"

"Why did you take the paperwork of that Disseminator of discontent?!" he asked me.

"Disseminator of what-?"

Because of him, calling Dazai in such a nickname, Dazai over-reacted. He held his chest using his right hand and dramatically sat down to the floor and.....cried, that is obviously a crocodile tears.

"Kunikida! You've broken my dear heart! How dare you-" Again. Before he could even finish his 'dramatically complain', in Kunikida's word, Kunikida throws his notebook right into his face.

"For work's sake. Kill yourself." Kunikida holds up his glasses, that almost fell off because of his throw to Dazai earlier.

"K-kunikida....Please don't say that.." Atsushi tried to stop them but Yosano held his shoulders and shook her head.

Then she smirked. "Let them be. As if you're not used to it" she laughed softly which made me laugh too.

"Yeah. Besides, I actually just want to do something. I felt bored when the President gave us a two days break. So....to make up for those days, I just took Dazai's paperwork, for me to do something." I told Kunikida. Which made him sigh.

"Thank the god, that you're with us. Because if not, those paperwork's would just ruin my schedule because I would be the one who'll do that again."

"Not like someone, that I know, that ignores my orders, randomly disappears during work, is obsessed with suicide, flirts with every woman he sees, refuses to do physical labor, and is downright lazy!" then he turned to Dazai. That he got his headphones again and stopped listening to Kunikida.

I know that Kunikida will burst again, because of Dazai's behavior, so I took my headphones and played a music. Before I hear another shouting and 'complaining' from them again.