The sun was shining over the badly animated woke world in which Norm took his beauty sleep.
This sleep was in fact beautiful, as everyone was drinking normal beer, it wasn't covered in rainbows and at every sip you could faintly hear James Charles whispering. This was real beer, and he didn't want it to end.
Out of pronouns, and the creepy Phineas and Fern reject lingering in his house, the beer was the worst.
He just hoped there was no magical gay juice in there, he had been very careful to check the ingredients, but unfortunately he couldn't read, as he failed elementary school as he was used to not being able to read, and he didn't want a new norm. This crucial life skill was not his normality, so he bit anyone who tried to teach him.
For example, this had lead him to ready Disneyland as "Deez nuts", accompanied of course by a "dum dum dum" off of Soundcloud.
His beauty sleep was also listening to subliminals to make him skinny quick, because exercise today was too woke. Riding a bicycle was crazy, in his days the penny farthing had been top tier travel.
He woke up in a sweat, his dream had became a nightmare, as every drop of normal beer was turned rainbow.
He picked his blobby blobby fatty fatty wiggle wiggle body, flopping on the floor like a whale, he hadn't gone this wild since karaoke night.
He had realised this was his reality. His beer was woke.
"Gee whiz, my beer is more woke than Duolingo on pride mouth,"
"Offensive" Came the off coloured Pokémon ball. The Siri knock off's job was to point out his naughty behaviour.
"Darn it," His body twisted into an Irish jig, it refreshed him in the mornings.
The ceiling downstairs began to shake, as his family took cover, for them, this was the norm.
Norm was quite the salad dodger, a Henry VIII impersonator.
His hand shook as he tickled the woke beer with his fingers, but he got some tissue to pick it up for his own safety.
He poured it into his "Small Weiner Convention 2017" glass and drank it.
He began to Irish jig out of terror on his Toy Story bed sheets, the beer has sparkles on.
While he terrified his family by jiggling on the floor, the New Norm theme tune played to cover up this unsettling sight.
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HorrorContinuously haunted by the apparitions of a woke society, Norm, the pinnacle of tradition and, suiting his namesake, normality, yearns for the old ways. However, enslaved in a world where difference is ignorance, Norm is labelled a villain by his o...
