How Long Is A Jiffy?

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15 Minutes Later

Jaune was in the kitchen washing dishes, and listening to his favorite band, 'The Achieve Men'. As he was scrubbing, he heard what sounded like a rhino running through a china shop.

"Hey Pyr? Do you hear that-" Jaune was cut off by a giant door flying at their face, and a hammer now where it used to be.

"Jesus! Do any of you know how to knock?" Jaune said, grabbing a knife to brandish as a weapon before recognizing that giant pink hammer.

"Oh shit. Pyrrha, we have guests!" Jaune called, before seeing Pyrrha walk down the steps and glance at the door.

"Nora, I just fixed that thing a couple weeks ago. Please try not to break it again." Pyrrha pleaded, while Nora strut by, not paying attention.

"Sorry Pyrrha, she has wanted to get this cleared up ever since we left Beacon." Ren said, staring at Nora, who was walking straight to Jaune, and she clearly wasn't happy.

"Jaune Arc! You said that you would make me pancakes on graduation day and you didn't! And I'm a bit curious as to why not!" Nora said, smashing he hand on the counter.

"Nora, it's not what you think. The store ran out of pancake mix, and I-" Jaune was cut off by a giant box to the head. He picked it up after regaining his senses to see it was Nora's favorite pancake mix.

"Nora, I'm guessing you want me to make these?" Jaune moaned, having just cleaned off the hardest pan that he'd ever had to wash.

"Exactly. This is happening Jaune Arc!" Nora said, seating herself at the island in the kitchen.

"Pyrrha, could you grab Ren and Nora some drinks? I need to focus on these to make sure Nora doesn't kill me." Jaune whispered to Pyrrha, who nodded in return.

"What would you two like to drink?" Pyrrha asked, before seeing a slip of paper presented in front of her.

"This was the list of items that Jaune said he would prepare for Nora on graduation day. Nora kept them all written down in case a situation like this ever arose." Ren said, gazing over at Nora, who crossed her arms triumphantly.

"Of course, we'll have your food in a jiffy!" Pyrrha said, before turning to the fridge.

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