also the numbers are here yippee
*While the Squad is in a battle*
S, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
V: Take it back now y'all!
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L: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
D: ...what happened?
L: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Q: Do you support gay rights?
E: I'm literally gay.
M: He's avoiding the question!
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M: Uh, H? J is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof.
H: What?
C: I think he meant, J is drowning.
H: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
J: *is drowning*
K: OH MY GOD, J! KEEP SWIMMING!
J: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*
K: J!
how to traumatize a 8 year old
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O: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?
1: What did you just say-
O: Foetons! *Laughs*
1: Wh-what?
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J: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
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A: I haven't slept in 72 hours...
4: I haven't slept in 80. I'm the insomnia queen!
T: Ha! I haven't slept in 90 hours, I'm aiming for an even 100.
L: What the frick is wrong with you people.
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K: Good morning!
W, checking their watch: Correct.
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T: Watcha got there..?
X: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.
HOW-
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H: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
X: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
UM H YOU DID DIE-
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P: I think I need a hug...
N: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
P: You... you can let go now.
N: No, I absolutely cannot.
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3: I desire moisture.
Q: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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1: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
F: What are you making?
1: A mistake.
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F: I'm not creepy.
F: I'm petty.
F: There's a difference, ya' know.
oh F, you can be both
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A: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
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G as a child: I can't wait to grow up and have cool adventures!
G now: I can't wait to go to bed.
nah why is this true
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X: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight*
X: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
GO KINGGGGGG
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J: Where are you going?
H: Hell, eventually.
someone help H
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I: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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Q: Hi, who's this? T changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
I: What's mine?
Q: Dwarf.
I: HE'S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Q: Oh, hey I.
I: FRICK!
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P, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
P's death in a nutshell
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N: How do you do that?
A: I'm fearless.
F: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
A: I'm mostly fearless.
bye guys
