yoshi kidnaps cj and then they rob the pentagon together

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i couldn't move. i could barely breathe. it felt like i was just a helpless bird in a tightly locked cage. my body was screaming in agony, but i was too weak to answer its cries.

my usual drink, consisting of cherry koolaid and mountain dew in a waifu gamer supps water bottle, had been resting on the cardboard-box-table-thing next to me for the past...how long had it been? i couldn't tell anymore. i thought it wasn't alcoholic, but here i was, sitting..or..laying (since when i was laying down??) absolutely wasted on the floor...i think someone spiked my drink...

after all, i did leave it alone for several hours. who would want to make me, out of all people, wasted like this though?

i was just watching the room slowly spin around me in a hypnotizing circle. i had no idea how much time had passed, what day it was, what year it was, what decade we were in, or...if the approaching footsteps i heard from behind me belonged to my roommate.

it took me a lot more effort than i thought it would to sit back up. wow, i was out of shape...

i was about to turn around and call out for him, but i was moving too sluggishly slow. a strong, cold, and scaly hand had suddenly gripped my shoulder with a firm grasp. i felt something inhumane breathing down the back of my neck.

i couldn't move. i could barely breathe. it felt like i was just a helpless bird in a tightly locked cage. my body was screaming in agony, but i was too weak to answer its cries.

it harshly slapped another hand over my mouth, pressing down so tightly that it was hurting my jaw. i wanted to scream and squeal, to fight against this..thing..but i just couldn't.

and before i knew it, i felt like my soul had left my body--my vision was full of several swirling colors..no..distant figures of people in my life..no no...my memories...everything i had to live for...

a spike of pain briefly shot through my head, and everything went dark. was that the last of what my mortal body had to say to me..?