chapter titles? Don't believe in them in this household. Character introductions? I don't feel like it. Have fun with that. 

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Saoi: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener"?

Gunji:

Gunji: ...Should I not have?

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Naji: Well please don't let Konya do anything stupid...

Saoi: Stupid by my standards or yours?

Naji:

Naji: Stupid by my mother's standards.

Saoi: Smart. Konya will live longer.

💀 absolutely inaccurate, Naji, you were adopted by two men, your mother is no longer with us. 

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Naji: So I'm the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?

Choya: Do I get to pick the finger?

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Tomero: You need to be more careful!

Ishido, who was dragged into Tomero's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-

You can tell she was raised by a gang leader 😒

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Ren: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?

Jet: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.

Naji: What about Kyoto? Nobody ever suspects Kyoto!

Kyoto: Well what about Shuki? He has a gun!

Shuki: Ren has a knife.

Ren: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Naji in the arm* 

Ouch. 


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