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_________________________________"Love is in the Air" plays in the background. Lassiter arrives still wearing his suit. Juliet has dressed up and has her hair down. Emily is wearing a nice green dress. Grady has shed his suit and instead opted to wearing a button down and some jeans. Shawn is also wearing a long-sleeve button-down shirt and Gus is wearing a jacket.
"Okay, I checked out your tread pattern.", Lassiter says as Juliet hands him a piece of paper.
"Thank you. It's a high-performance tire manufactured after 2002. So we're looking for a woman who drives a late-model sports car, probably American-made.", He informs the group.
"And 5'2" and likes strappy heels.", Gus adds on.
"Check.", Shawn says, pointing at Gus before he points at Lassiter.
"Question. Is that what you're wearing?"
"What's wrong with what I'm wearing? I always wear this.", Lassiter asks, looking down at his clothes.
"Exactly. Lassie, you look like a cop. Now, come on, man.", Shawn taps Lassiter's side.
"Is that your holster?"
"Of course it is."
"You're here to speed-date, man, not shoot somebody. You got to loosen up. Come on. Take off the tie.", He flaps Lassiter's tie.
"I'm not taking fashion tips from you."
"You need to show some chest hair. Chicks dig the sternum bush. Jules, back me up on the sternum bush."
"I'm going to go, see what these women have to say before this thing starts.", Juliet walks to the raised section.
"I'm going to help her.", Emily says, before also scurrying off.
"Bye, Jules. Bye, Em. All right, come on. Let's go Simon Cowell. You got the salt and pepper, man. It's nice."
"I am not taking off my tie just because you tell me to.", Lassiter also walks to the raised section.
"Fine. Suit yourself.", Shawn scoffs, turning around only to be met with Grady's face.
"Grady."
"Shawn.", Grady nods, coldly.
"Okay man, I can't do this anymore. What's your problem with me? Why do you hate me?", Shawn asks, flat out. He can tell Grady is surprised by the question by his expression.
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