Hazbin hotel: NO MORE CARNAGE (DOOM x hazbin hotel/helluva boss)

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BANG!!!! SPLAT!!! The sound of the slayers 
shotgun meeting the cranium of a demon. Carnage ensued as he ripped and tore through all the demons until there was no longer any more.
VEGA: slayer, there is a hell dimension I am sending to you. I am opening the portal now.
The slayer cocked his shotgun with anticipation that
He walked through the portal, expecting a massive lovecraftian gore nest, but instead he saw a bright city, under a sky of red, full of lewd signs and billboard saying things like VOXTECH.
VEGA: beginning demon hunting protocols. Imps approaching. Hellhound accompanying them.
A group of imps and a hellhound appeared. These were Millie, moxie, blitzø, and loona.
Moxie: sir, may I inquire why we are out?
Blitzø: we gotta get more guns from the gun store.
Millie: hey, who's that green guy.
The slayer stood tall in front of them. Shotgun in hand, iron clad in his praetor suit. Through his helmet flaming, threatening eyes stared at all of them.
VEGA: pardon him. I am VEGA. We were going to kill you, but I do not sense any threatening energy from you. This large figure is the slayer. He has committed hideous genocide upon the demonic race, but I have alerted him that there are very few threatening demons in this dimension. May we ask wha
That large red building is?
Loona: THAT is the hazbin hotel, hell's biggest and only redemption center. They specialize in sending demons to heaven.
VEGA: so most demons are passive there?
Loona: right. Also why doesn't he talk.
VEGA: he prefers not to speak.
So the slayer made his way to the hotel. When he arrived he was excitedly greeted by a humanoid demon with pale skin, this was Charlie Morningstar, owner of the hotel, and she loved new guests.
Charlie: hi there, sir! My name is Charlie and I am just SO excited to help you redeem yourself and get to heaven!
VEGA: hello, my name is VEGA, and I am the slayers robotic AI companion. This is the slayer by the way.
In our dimension he has committed mass genocide on the demonic race, but it seems in this dimension, the demons are not as problematic, so we are attempting to learn more about these demons and this "hazbin hotel"
Charlie: very well! Come on in!
In the hotel, there were some patrons
Charlie: These are the other patrons! The cat is husk, he's the bartender. The guy with 4 arms is angel dust, he's an..... actor.... The girl with one eye is nifty, she cleans, and HE is Alastor. Don't let him get to your head.
Alastor looked at the slayer with an evil grin.
The slayer became angry and cocked his shotgun, ejecting a shell, which fell to the floor with a cocolocoloco sound.
Charlie: STOP!!!

Hey kids, it's me. I just wanted you to know say that this one shot is SO GOOD that I will eventually make it a full story, along with the Neil x. Ramona fic.
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