To The West | Regretevator Fanfic

'•~CHAPTER 1~•'

         What really made this simple noob so special? Someone as oblivious and idiotic as them being special is humorous... But oh, there are some people like that... Ironic, really. But were they really an idiot? No. They were not. In fact, they were very observant and mindful. Party Noob was special because of their power and status… A god. A god of the sea, god of entertainment and god of the wind.

           In a cursed elevator, the partygoer stood alone in a corner, waiting for their destination. In their mind; why were they here anyways when they can just simply flick their fingers and arrive back to their home? Well, they didn't have the energy to do so. He was too lazy to use his power fpr a quick trip and he's been intrigued on travelling in his father's creation. As a soft ding came from the elevator, the noob or named as 'Party Noob' walked out of the elevator, taking a long deep breath. The air was fresh and the wind blew smoothly, creating a song of rustling leaves and an airy atmosphere. Two Stud Camp… What a place to be in.

If their mouth is visible, he would've been seen smiling softly. As the elevator doors closed behind him, he started to follow the path beneath him. Each tprch was a familiar feeling to him but brushed that off, walking on the rocky path with bare feet. Once he reached the spot of the campfire, he saw a few NPC's seated on the logs. Prototype, DrRETRO and Pest. He took a seat next to Pest as he hummed. "Evenin'…"

The three looked over at him and greeted them back. "Hello!" Prototype chimed as DrRETRO squinted her eyes with her usually wide smile "Hi, sugar!" and Pest just waving at him. Soon, it went back to an oddly strange silence. Party Noob looked at the bonfire, staring at a dead Scag keeping the fire lit. He clicked his tongue, breaking the silence "So… Anything odd happened today?" He spoke, his eyes glued on the fire in front of them. Prototype responded with his usual cheery robotic voice "Well I'm not sure if it is odd but the lights in the elevator has been flickering occasionally now! Probably because it is too old!" Parry Noob raised an eyebrow. The lights flickering? Maybe something messed with the lights or just his father messing with them again. "Flickering lights, hm…? Interesting. I'll check that out." Party Noob hummed. DrRETRO soon chimed, speaking "So! Poob… Any strange dreams? Glowing lights? Sentient rocks?Dream parasites?" Party Noob sighed. He knew what the cat's goal was but he kept his mouth shut and had a casual facade "Nope…! It's usually about partying in clouds, unicorns and rainbows on it!" DrRETRO nooded as she muttered "I see… Strange." Pest raised an eyebrow, speaking "Unicorns and rainbows…? That sounds childish. But I guess if it's about you, what's surprising?" Party Noob just chuckled softly. Yeah, he sometimes wanna just smack the shit out of the damn beetle to shut his mouth but he doesn't wanna because that is his literal spouse. Yes, they are married and have been for 20 years.

A small gust of wind passed through the four making them shiver a bit except for Prototype. "Geez… It's been awfully cold lately and windy." DrRETRO nodded "Yeah…" Soon, the elevator arrived and opened to no one. Prototype sat up and walked away from the three, going back to his home. Once they were certain he is gone, DrRETRO looked at Party Noob, her face now looking quite worried "Party Noob… There is something I'd like to discuss with you… something big." If only Party Noob can bet with someone, he would bet 1900 coins that it was about his father. Party Noob remained calm, speaking "Oh? Is it about the rock?" The cat nodded as Party Noob resisted the urge to groan and pinch his nose. Pest groaned "What did it do this time…?" The katball responded as she cleared her throat "Well… It had been so silent. MR hasn't appeared for 6 months and stopped speaking in anyones mind. It's been acting quite… Odd." Party Noob and Pest stared at DrRETRO for a moment as Party Noob took a deep breath "I see…"

             The rock, AKA MR has been a pain on his ass. He went into a deep thought. MR has been quiet. He is usually active in trying to get to him and the others but why did it suddenly turn silent. It is so odd. "…Father isn't usually this silent unless he's planning something devious… If anything, he's probably finding someone to toy with… A soul to accept his trifle." "Well that could be but… It's been 6 months and we know better than for that rock to sit around and do nothing." Pest exclaimed.  "That is true but… He's so mysterious. His motives as unknown. Even I that know so much about him knows so little…" DrRETRO meowed. The three sat in silence for a while. Party Noob sighed, speaking "Let's go before Gnarpy comes here." They nodded. Something rustled in the bushes, making them look over. "Hello???" Party Noob cooped. A silence of terror fell on them. DrRETRO recharged her beam, ready to laser whatever came out. Soon, a familiar figure came from the bush. It was Spud! bruised and bloodied, blue reeking from his wounds "H…Help…"