##CONTAINS SPOILERS##
*Sung to the tune of the Phineas and Ferb title track*
There is a year and a few days to dying of cancer,
It takes just so long to earn some hard cash,
So the regular problem of meagre pension is solved by cooking crystal meth.
AND BABY!
Owning a cartel, and fighting enemies
and gaining crime syndicate power
Killing your partner in crime's love interest
work for a kingpin called Gustavo.
Make poison outta beans,
Build machine gun robots
explode your employer's face!
Befriend a giant nerd
ask Jesse to kill him
which drives his conscience insane!
As you can see, there's a whole lotta stuff to do before cancer takes it's toll.
So stick with us 'cause Jesse and Walter are gonna do it all!
So stick with us 'cause Jesse and Walter are gonna do it all.
*in Walt Jr.'s voice* Mom, where did Dad get all this money from?
DING! DING! DING! DING!
-- Author's Note ----
Wow, someone read the crap I wrote! Thanks!
Also, if you're still heartbroken from the Breaking Bad season finale (which happened ages ago), I feel ye. Please comment and let me know what you think of this little parody!
We'll be adding to this quite soon, we plan to write a compilation of random fandom geeky stuff!
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