Are you there god? Its me Abigail Redda.

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Trudging through the heavy snow in a blizzard sucks, what sucks even more is that I'm currently running from HYDRA, and I'm dressed like a fucking clown! Not really, but it's really bright 80's looking clothes. It's the only stuff I could find in the schools lost and found,

Yes... I broke into a school

Hey don't judge me! I needed clothes it's fucking -25• man! Also it's snowing so fucking hard! Man I hate the winter time but then I'm going to regret saying that in summer when it's like 40• and I'm sweating my brains out!

Sorry, I get off topic a lot, ADHD! But at least all those survival skills I learned from my dad are somewhere in my brain! Just wish I could remember them.

While I laughed at my own stupidity I noticed a black car driving slowly in the distance

Well shit!

I start to speed up and so does the car, fuck fuck fuck! I'm so getting kidnapped again! Curse these clown clothes!

I see a shop that says Delmar's. So I go in,

"Hi is there a back door?"

He looked at me, clearly wanting an explanation.

"Uh... I'm playing tag"

I'm so bad at lying... but surprisingly he showed me where the back door was and I ran into an alley. And just like that I was safe, I really needed to get new clothes, how do I get better clothes without having money? I looked around for my target and saw a sad looking man wearing designer clothes, Bingo!

I would like to point out that, I have no clue how to pickpocket... but we'll see how this goes.

I walk towards him and smash into him "on accident" but bro he's got super fast reflexes and caught me before I almost fell on my face cause he didn't fall like I planned. Well shit.

I'm so screwed.

Are you there god? it's me Abigail Redda, and I royally fucked up.

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