Kickin It: The Fanfiction

Chapter 1: Rudy

"Delivery for Rudy Gillespie!" The mailman shouts, throwing a small brown box onto the ground of the dojo floor.

"Uh I don't remember ordering any package," I tell the gang. They all stop their workouts and walk over.

"Well, aren't you going to open it?!" Kim yells.

"Ok, ok, chill," I mutter under my breath. I tear out the piece of tape holding the box flaps together, After rummaging through the excessive amount of bubble wrap I find a small note inside.

"What is it, Rudy?" Jack asks me. I notice he and Kim are holding hands. Every time I look at them I get reminded about how terrible my love life is. I don't realize I'm lost in my thoughts until Milton snatches the note from my hands.

"Hey!" I snarl.

"Sorry Rudy, but you are really testing our patience here." He replies in his high-pitched voice. He rapidly unfolds it with his bony figures. He then begins to read the note out loud.

Dear Rudy and the Wasabi Warriors.

I have some great news to discuss with you all.

Meet me at Falafel Phil's in 2 hours.

-The Best Sensei in the World: Ty

"Ok, I don't know if you guys realize this but Ty sounds very happy in this letter. And THAT is not a good thing" Jerry tells us. We all nod in agreement.

"Guys come on." I say, "There is no way he's done something THAT bad. I mean, it's Ty. He's dumber than Jerry!" Jerry glares at me.

Kim shakes her head. "Come on guys, let's just go back to training and we'll deal with this later."

"Ok," reply. "Come on guys back to work!"

2 HOURS LATER

I gaze up at the clock every now and then. I don't know why I'm so worried all of a sudden. Ty said he had great news, which means terrible news for us. I look up at the clock one more time.

"4:57," I whisper. I mean so what if we're 3 minutes early, honestly I just want to get this little meeting with the black dragons over with.

"Hup, hup! Come on everyone, time to go meet Ty, and his disgusting dragons."

"Yeah, you seriously need a better way to phrase that dude," Jack says, patting me on the shoulder. I push his hand away and signal the others to follow me outside the door.

As we enter Phil's we're welcomed by the aroma of falafel balls, and the unwelcoming voice of Ty.

"Well, well, well, look who decided to show up!" Ty says smirking. He and a few other of his black dragon students are sitting at one of the tables.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever man! Stop wasting our time, just do what you came here to do or I'll start throwing fists!" Kim says, holding up her hands. I am quite scared of Kim sometimes, that's why I'm really glad she's on our side.

"Kim calm down," Jack says, putting his arm around her. She just sighs angrily.

Ty just laughs. "Ok fine. My black dragons are very stealthy beings. They snuck into your dojo two days ago without any of you realizing and they planted cameras everywhere! We took them down yesterday and caught some fascinating footage of you Gillespie." We all sit in shock at that last sentence while Ty and his cronies are busy laughing at us.

"GAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Milton yells. "Maybe Ty is smart after all I can't believe he planted like a billion cameras without any of us noticing."

"Hold up let's at least watch the video, it can't be that bad," Jerry says, trying to lighten the mood.

"Yeah, Ty let's see it!" Kim blurts.

"Fine by me, Frank! Pass me my iPad" Ty ordered." The shaggy afro-looking kid rummages through a backpack and pulls out a tablet the size of a small whiteboard. He handed it to Ty with a big grin on his face. I can't help the tempting feeling of punching that guy where the sun doesn't shine. Ty snatched it from his hand and started swiping up and down, after what felt like forever of him trying to find that video. He then turned the iPad around to face us.

Jerry clicks play, and boy I sure wish he didn't.

It's me running around the dojo. I have a can of silly string in my hand, and wow I look like a maniac spraying it everywhere causing the dojo to become a filthy mess.. And the worst part is I'm screaming something no one should ever hear their teacher say.

"Rudy, can I ask you why you're yelling about how much you hate kids?" Jack questions. And of course, I see everybody agreeing with him.

I don't answer. What was I possibly thinking that day? I thought hard for a few more seconds until the realization hit me harder than that coconut did last week at the beach.

"W-w-Wait guys! That was the same day all of you put giraffe snot in my shampoo. I said those things because I was mad that you pranked me!"

"Ohhhhh," They say at the same time.

"See Ty, it was just a silly misunderstanding everyone now knows the truth behind the video," I explain. I expected him to be upset but all he did was laugh even more.

"Oh Rudy, poor, innocent, dumb Rudy. You see all of US know that this was a misconception, but the mall manager will have no idea." He beamed.

"Did you just say mall manager?" I gulped. "As in Ratface?"

"Yup," Frank answers, his face full of pride. "Once the manager sees you acting like an unprofessional doofus, the Bobby Wasabi Dojo will be shut down!"

"NO!" The kids yell.

"Ty please is there anything we can do to make sure that video doesn't get sent to Ratface!" I plead.

"I was hoping you would ask me that Rudy. And yes, there is something that I want. I got it all planned out. I want one of your students to join the black dragons... PERMANENTLY!

"WHAT!" We shriek.

"That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard dude," Jerry tells him. Ignoring the comment, Ty then says something even more mindblowing.

"And the best part is, all of you get to decide who leaves...