SaneGiyuu Oneshots

Texting [silly]

random text story i found on tiktok lolll
!Modern AU!
(Sanemi and Obanai texting, SS=Sanemi OI=Obanai)

SS: "bro is it more gay to get brutally fucked by another man" (giyuu...) "for 15 minutes or-"

OI: "Why the fuck are you asking me this at 3AM for?"

SS: "Let me finish the question damn."

OI: "Fine."

SS: "Or, is it more gay to date a man for six months where its like hella romatic? You go to dinners together. We talking picnics under the sunset. He meets your parents, you meet his parents, you fall asleep in eachothers arms. Ya'll build like a real emotional bond. But, you never fuck them."

OI: "What kind of hypothetical is this shit?"

SS: "Bro I just gotta know. Think about it and give me your answer. You always know what's right."

OI: "Why you gotta know? Whatever. The second one is more gay. First one you could have, like, I don't know, been unsure, and just had to test the waters, and find out it wasn't something for you. You gotta do it more than once to make the final step into gayness."

SS: "Gayness?"

OI: "Yeah."

SS: "Alright. Thank god."

OI: "Can I go back to sleep now?"

SS: "Yeah, thanks G."

OI: "Wait, the fuck do you mean 'thank God?' Did you get fucked by another man!?"

SS: "What!? No!!"

OI: "No no no, FIFTEEN minutes?"

SS: "I didn't get fucked by another man!"

OI: "Nah, I can see all the signs now. It's like my eyes have been opened."

SS: "The fuck are you talking about?"

OI: "A straight dude wouldn't wear that weird ass leopard shirt you got going on."

SS: "Whats wrong with my shirt? :("

OI: "Bro, theres no way it went on for fifteen minutes and you're still questioning if you're gay or not."

SS: "It didn't happen!"

OI: "Don't fucking lie to me!"

SS: "...yeah... it happened."

SS: "am I gay?.."

OI: "bro it's all good. But you gay as hell."
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I could totally, definitely see this happening lmaooo 😭😭
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