"HOW COULD U FIONAN 😭" "YOUR PP IS SMALL I CANT FEEL ANYTHING WHEN UR IN MY COOTER " "UGH 😡FINE I GUESS. LEAVE NOWYOU CUNT 🤑"
"GRRR FINE. I WONT MISS U BC I HAVE A LONG PP ALPHA"
ugh shes so annoyingg ill go find a alpha with a longer magical rod than her new alpha to show her who the real e-kitten is 🤑
shreky poo decides to exit the house in hopes of finding a big shlong poofa alpha man so he can show fiona who is a better e-kitten. But just as he was about to leave he saw a sigma car pull up
HOLY BAZINGA WHOS ALPHA CAR IS THAT I WONDER IF I CAN ASK HIM TO GIVE ME A RIDE 🤑😈
"Hey their kitty witty 😏u need a ride??? I got another ride if you wanna try that one out too..." HOLY AWSOMESAUCE NOW I CAN PROVE THAT CUNT IM BETTER THAN HER😚😚
"ermyes alpha i need a bazinga ride bc my cunt ex-wife took the car 🙄" "ok than hop in bauby grill😏" "erm alpha daddy man... I have a request form u..." "yes babt gril??" "can i see ur squidward nose??"
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"YES YES YES KITTEN COME HOP ON MY MAGICAL ROD RIDE" uh ohh guys 😈
shrek pulls down gerard ways galaxy sweat pants hoping his schlong poofa was longer than the effiel tower. turns out it was 8 inches, bigger than funts man is.
" this will work papai"
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quality reading material ik guys no need to applause me 😏. it is 2:33 rn and i think ima need bed sson im realaly tired. writing on pc is assasasasa.
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Gerard way x shrek
Fanfictioni got inspo from pierce the veil to write this🤑🤑🤑shoutout my mama bc i luv her
