this book is not for you⁰⁰

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did you click on this book thinking
"oh my god, that book is just what i've been looking for!"

... yes? (i doubt it)
well i've got some baaaaad news for you.

if you:
-... don't like an exorbitant amount of inner monologue
-... don't like authors who use weird words like 'exorbitant' to pretend that they are more cultured than they really are
-... don't like authors who think that their works are so funny and entertaining (i don't know if my work is funny or entertaining, you tell me... it is) (at least to me)
-... don't like books written in lowercase (i got automatic caps(?) on in my settings- i am working hard to make this aesthetically pleasing to me :*)
-... don't like first person pov (i also like writing third person but i'm a first person kind of girl at heart)
-... don't like authors who use too much cursive
-... don't like authors that use the word 'but' too often (if you got alternatives please drop some, loves ;( ) (<- i know it looks weird)
-... clicked on this book because of the lgbtq tags (i will probably also write queer stories but it's mainly straight) (sorry babes, i love chappell roan but writing about straight couples just comes much easier to me)

... then this book is not for you.

if you got a problem with any of these things, the kind of problem that would make you comment stuff like:
'*whine* ugh *crying on the floor* why would you write a story this way? i hate this *snot running out of nose*'

just don't. read. this. book.
that's how simple it is.

i think this is all there is.
maybe.
probably.

if you still got any questions or complains after reading all of that
(did anyone? no, i know. i'm just writing this to write something ;*)
or, alternatively, maybe you just are a nice and scarily social person that wants to give me their feedback (do people like this really exist?) then you can dm me on insta @ poetic.pearls_ (no one will because one: no one will read this, and two: even if people read this they wouldn't actually dm me to give their feedback. but again, i'm just writing this to write something.

byee xx

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