Parenthood hits fast (smiling critters x parent male reader) pp x tf2

Chapter 11: pool fools

Our chapter begins with the neighborhood suffering in the harsh temperature of sunlight we see an ice cream truck pass by when suddenly another truck comes out and goes after said ice cream truck as a man comes out angry.

Man: goddamnit Francis!!! He shouts as Francis drives after the ice cream truck.

We then see some other neighbors doing their own things in the heat with two people cooking eggs on the concrete floor, two more trying to serve hot lemonade for $25, we then see the red team's house as a radio begins to speak.

Radio: good afternoon ladies and gents it's a quarter pass the hour as we smolder on in this ongoing heatwave. It says as we see you and rainbow dash submerge your heads in the kitchen sink as the critters are sweating profusely.

We then see medic, fluttershy, rarity, spy, and soldier all in the living room watching a show of a fan blowing as rarity and spy fan themselves off, we then cut to pyro, pinkie pie, engineer, applejack, sniper, twilight, heavy, and sunset shimmer all outside with drinks as they are looking at the blu teleporter connected to their internet cable then demoman comes out and drinks his bottle of scrumpy when he suddenly he catches fire and dies only to respond infront of the living room tv.

Rarity and Spy: move!!!

Demoman: sorry. He says as he moves out of the way.

We then cut to blu team's house as we see blu pyro looking at the tv of the fan blowing air as she pulls out a pin and pops open her suit causing a lot of sweat to pour out as we then cut to blu heavy taking a cold shower while everyone except blu scout is waiting outside the bathroom to take their turn, then blu scout and the frowny critters enters the house.

Blu scout: hey hey pyro wait till I show the team our new cool hair. He says as he and the frowny critters go to the rest of the team when the team see them they see they all have ice cream on their heads.

Blu scout: we are invincible unicorn!!! He shouts as the frowny critters quickly move out of the way as the blu team dog pile blu scout for the ice cream.

We then cut back to red team's house as heavy pokes the blu teleporter with a stick as the others watch, then they hear some construction going on at the neighbors house as they peak over the fence and see the neighbor bought a pool they quickly try to climb over the fence to get in the pool when the neighbor pulled out a shotgun forcing them to go back.

They then hear the sound of an ice cream truck as we see the truck from earlier come by with 3 ice cream trucks wrapped around it as it pulls in they quickly run to it as a man comes to view as he shows them ice cream to which they pull out their money as the man takes it and was about to give the ice cream when the man from earlier shouted.

Man: what the hell you doing Francis!!! He shouts while holding a bat as Francis quickly drives away spilling some of the ice cream on the road as it quickly melts from the heat.

The group looks at the melted ice cream on the road as engineer and applejack said one thing in unison.

Applejack & engineer: fuck it. As they slam their faces to the floor before trying to lick the melted ice cream on the floor only to instead pass out as they get a flash back of themselves chilling while the sentry family kill all the blu enemies.

They are then taken to the same place the other 2 went too as the light dots spoke to each other.

Light 1: crap it's the wrong engineer. One says as the other spoke.

Light 2: no don't worry this will still work. He explains as it cut backs to heavy and sunset shimmer trying to wake the still passed out duo up as they do so.