Ali and the bad boys

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Ali-chan: Welcome to Ali and the bad boys! Well, it's just an interview so, let's get started! Are you ready guys?

Hanamiya: It's not like this is a examination.

Narumi: Ready!

Haizaki: Just start already!

Ali-chan: Okay.


@Kawaii_Polynesian

For Hanamiya Makoto:

1.) How do you feel about the ship "Imayoshi x Makoto" (btw you're the uke)

Hanamiya: I think horrified is the right word! Seriously! And I'm the Uke? I'll do the rough play on myself than seeing myself being paired up with him!

Haizaki: Gross. I can't think of a damn reason why people ship this pairs!

Hanamiya: I know right!

Narumi: Being paired up with girls with big busts and butt is the best!

Haizaki: Like that hot babe from America. What's her name again?

Narumi: Alice? Annie? Amelia? Rose?

Hanamiya: It's Alexandra. Where the hell did you get the Rose?

Narumi: What? That's the usual name for girls, right

2.) Who is your favorite G.O.M character?

Hanamiya: Is no one counted?

Haizaki: Burn, bruh!

For Haizaki Shogo:

1.) How do you feel about "Nijimura x Haizaki" fanart?

Haizaki: A TOTAL PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!

Narumi: Girls and girls only. That's a true man rule!

2.) Can you rank the G.O.M in terms of favorites?

Haizaki: Sure! First is Haizaki Shogo. Next is Haizaki Shogo then Haizaki Shogo and lastly, Haizaki Shogo. Oh wait! I'm not a member of that stupid group, so yeah. NO, I WON'T RANK THEM! But if you prefer I can rank them in terms of hatred.

1st: Kise

2nd: Akashi

3rd: Aomine

4th: Midorima

5th: Murasakibara

6th: Kuroko (I don't usually notice him so I got no problem with him at all)

For Narumi Daisuke:

1.) Would you rather date Kise or Riko?

Narumi: Hmmm? I guess I force myself with that Coach. Maybe I can turn her into something sexy after the date! Something like the Manager of Too (she's a real babe)

Haizaki: Oh boy, you don't want to mess with that pink hair.

Hanamiya: Because you might get a punched in the face from Aomine, right Haizaki?

Haizaki: ....

2.) Why do you like metal music?

Narumi: It gives me the confidence! It's my Jam, man! Like after listening to it, I'm just gonna rock the whole court!

Hanamiya: Yeah, rock the whole court to the point that you lose to Seirin.

Haizaki: Didn't you lose to Seirin too? Especially when Kiyoshi didn't give up?

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