𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐋𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐍 ❪ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗸 ❫

twenty

uma
uma- captain🏴‍☠️
harry- dumbass.

captain🏴‍☠️
2 more days hook
how are you telling her?

dumbass.
should i tell her with shells?
i have a lot...

captain🏴‍☠️
have you been tested yet?
you totally should be

dumbass.
kys.
HELP ME
idk
i want it to be nice
and like special
and romantic
and great
and convey how i feel for
her

captain🏴‍☠️
we should've planned this
before you left omfg

dumbass.
IK HOLY SHIT
this is stressing me out
i can't do it

captain🏴‍☠️
you come back here and you
didn't tell her you won't live
for much longer

dumbass.
ok
damn
what should i doooo
help meeeeeeee

captain🏴‍☠️
idk
just confess your feelings?
like a normal person?

dumbass.
i think this whole situation is
NOT normal

captain🏴‍☠️
that is true
ok fine
take her somewhere at night
bc neverland is pretty
and then just tell her how you feel
it's simple it's cute and i'm tired
it's like 1am here

dumbass.
oh
time differences are crazy
ok i'll do that
i like it
thank you

captain🏴‍☠️
if you don't you die hook

dumbass.
ik don't remind me

willa darling
willa- darling😽
trixie- trix✨

trix✨
ok here's the plan
tonight imma take him
on a lil picnic at the lookout
and then
yk

darling😽
yk what?
murder him?

trix✨
😧😧😧😧
NO?
tell him how i feel

darling😽
we both know your reaction
for that
is to say the most heinous
things
so practice

trix✨
ok fine
i agree with that
um ill be like
harry you're a great guy
and i really like spending
time with you and i don't
want this to be fake anymore
i wanna be with you for real

darling😽
omg me too trix
now what do you respond

trix✨
shut up i'll literally push
you off this cliff

darling😽
seriously
you had to type that
and press send
you could've lied man

trix✨
you're right i'm sorry
I DONT HANDLE RHIS WELL

darling😽
deep breaths
you got it

trix✨
i do not
but i needed that vote of confidence

harry hook
harry- baby❤️
trixie- pixie🧚

pixie🧚
let's go somewhere tn
or ig rn
hurry up
or take your time
wtv floats your boat!
😃😃😃