The following sentence was in a book I read: "I woke up at 6:00am in the morning." DUH, BITCH. That was the most redundant shit. Like tf. And extra details like: I wake up and hit my purple Pier One alarm clock and I throw off my orange bedsheets. I run to my pink bathroom and take a five minute shower using my vanilla skin restoring soap while listening to Katy Perry's new album. I get out and brush my teeth with my Sonicare toothbrush and Colgate toothpaste. Bitch no one gives two shits about what kind of shit you buy. Bitch get your details together. Got me reading ten minutes worth of five minute material. Wasting my fucking time.
