Dungeon Meshi Headcanons And Randomness

What your favorite character says about you

Ever wanted to find out what your favorite Dungeon Meshi character says about you? Here you go!:

Laios: He is not your favorite, he is your comfort character. This man is autism with a dad bod, and you've never related harder to a fictional character than you have to Laios and his monster cooking hyperfixation

Marcille: You have a very particular set of skills. Do they come in handy? Are they useful in your day to day life? Not really. Ok, they are, but only under very specific circumstances

Chilchuck: You always get mistaken for way younger than you are, and you hate it. You will get asked for your ID whenever you buy alcohol well into your thirties

Senshi: You don't want a daddy, you want a father. You want a man who will make you a home cooked dinner every night, take you fishing or camping in the summer, and tell you to wear a sweater when it gets cold outside. You want a man who will do all of the things that your dad never did for you

Falin: You're a girl who doesn't know how hot she is. You think that you're average when there are lesbians who would commit heinous crimes for you, and straight men who would throw themselves in front of a dragon for you

Kabru: Introvert who has had it up to here with their extrovert friends. All you want is for them to leave you alone for five damn minutes but they don't seem to be getting the hint and you don't have the heart to spell it out for them

Kuro: Furry. I know it's low-hanging fruit, but he's an anthropomorphic dog, what else were you expecting?

Namari: Gay. Your ultimate fantasy is for a woman to break you in half and then crush what's left of your spine into dust

Daya: Gay and quiet and secretly wishing that a big dumb woman would step on you but you're too afraid to admit that out loud

Shuro: Stop fighting with strangers on the internet, it won't end well, it never ends well. You can't make someone who hates your favorite character like them, and you can't win every argument by calling the other party racist. Or sexist. Or any form of 'ist', please, oh please, dear lord go touch some grass

Maizuru: You're the kind of mother who tells your son to pursue women who clearly aren't interested in him. If your son ever commits an offence against a woman, I need you to know that it will be at least 50% your fault

Izutsumi: There are people who want to be daddies, and then there are people who want to be fathers, which is what you are. You want to adopt this skrunkly little cat girl. You want to feed her healthy meals and make pillow forts with her and tuck her in at night with a kiss on the forehead