Dungeon Meshi Headcanons And Randomness

What your favorite ship says about you

Farcille: I'm not saying that you're demiromantic, I'm just saying that every crush you've ever had has been on one of your best friends. Oh, who am I kidding, you're demiromantic, there's no way around it

Laios/Chilchuck: You just want a big dumb man to sweep you off your feet, and honestly, what gay guy doesn't?

Laios/Senshi: Elder gay who has a huge thing for himbos in their 20s. You like your toy boys, and you love spoiling the hell out of them with extravagant gifts and meals

Laios/Marcille: You say that you like enemies to lovers, but what you actually like is mildly annoying acquaintances to lovers. Girlypop, if they're only enemies because of a slight disagreement, they're not really enemies

Chilchuck/Senshi: You have a daddy kink, not in the sense that you want a daddy, but in the sense that you want to be the daddy

Laios/Kabru: You're the brand of gay who had a crush on all of your high school bullies. Only somebody who crushed on bullies could see a mean twink and think, 'He should date the guy he low-key hates'

Laios/Toshiro: Gay and in denial. Sure, keep telling yourself that you're in love with your crush's sister, we all know that you have a soul-wrenching crush on her himbo brother. Chappell Roan ought to write a song about you, oh, wait, she already did, it's called Good Luck Babe

Toshiro/Falin: Diva, there is no such thing as love at first sight, if a stranger asks you to marry him and move to his homeland and leave everything you know behind, that's a red flag and you should run like hell away

Toshiro/Kabru: Bitchy gay. Like, bitchy high school cheerleader in an adult male body gay. You only want one thing in a partner, and that is, the ability to spill the hottest fucking tea about the people you mutually despise