Pumpkin Chaos (Solar x Ruin Story)

Date?????? (Ruin's Perspective)

[Scene 1: Women's Bathroom]

Ruin was standing in front of a bathroom mirror. He had to get ready at the Pizzaplex because it never occurred to him to install a living space inside any of his labs. He was wearing a dress he crafted in his free time whenever he wanted to reenact plays like Romeo and Juliet. He loved  creating costumes and props, even writing his own script and plays. He fixed up his hat and polished his rays. He readjusted his ribbons, playing with the bells a little bit. I am so nervous. 

Just then there was a noise in one of the stalls. A loud thump. Ruin jumped, a bit startled. He turned around. "Hello? Um...pardon for intervening in your...business,...but unfortunately the Pizzaplex is closed during these hours." As he drew closer to the stall that made the noise he heard murmured whispering. "Hello?" He asked again. The whispering stopped. He was standing in front of the door now. He noticed it was unlocked, so he slightly creaked it open. 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" The sudden screams caught Ruin off guard. He swiftly opened the door all the way, the screaming continued. It was the Jacklings. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "Shh, it's okay calm down!" "AAAAAAAAA-" They stopped screaming. They were all backed against the wall huddled amongst each other. 

"Why are you all here?" Ruin asked, curiously.

The Jacklings were calmer now. "We were looking for mama."

The statement caught Ruin off guard. MAMA? I-Is S-Solar taken? How come I didn't know?

"'M-mama'?" Ruin repeated.

"Yes, mama, 'mama'. We're hungry. Can you make us food?" The Jacklings all stared at Ruin innocently.

Ruin was confused until his eyes widened in realization, finally understanding. "Me?...You think I'm your mother?....WHY?"

"Dazzle told us that mamas are supposed to take care of us and feed us . You take care of us and feed us. Like a mama, so you are mama." One Jackling answered matter-a-factly.

Ruin felt tears welling up in his eyes. He blinked them away, not showing his happiness. "Well, I suppose there is more to it than just that when it comes to being a mother, but I appreciate the title. It's...comforting."  He said, nonchalantly. (Been hearing that word a lot and I have used it properly! LETS GOO!! BIG WORDS!)

"YAY MAMA!...Can we have food now?"

"Of course. What would you like to eat?" He paused and then told them firmly. "Anything but humans."

"AWWWWWWWWWW." They said synchronized. (Because they are gremlins like that. Also they may or may not share almost the same mind.)

One fluttered up and down. "What about...chicken nuggies?"

Ruin thought for a second, talking to himself.  "Hmm. How can I get you chicken nuggies?"

"The store?" Offered one.

"OH YES WE STEAL SOME!" Said another.

Then Ruin got an inner alarm in his head. OH FUCK. 

"Hold on to that thought-actually how about you lot come with me? I know a place with chicken nuggies."

"YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

[Scene 2: The Celestial Mansion]

Ruin walked over the mansion's front yard, shushing the pumpkin patch behind him.

"The back door should be opened. Or if not you could get through one of the windows. Maybe where Dazzle and Jack's sleeping quarters are."

"How do you know this, MaMA?"