Hi friends!
Students?
Readers?
Ah, who cares.
Hello to you, dear readers. If you're here, that means that you seek my help and expertise. My very particular set of skills, if you will.
But you should know, my help comes with a price...
The price of your soul.
Nah, I'm just teasing you a bit, I can't steal your soul!
You have to have a soul to steal one, silly.
I sold mine freshman year for two Jolly Ranchers. They were delicious.
Anyways, I'm getting off track here. I'm Random, I put together this little curriculum, or course, or whatever you want to call it so you (yes, you!) could know how to write in the correct English-American format!
I say American because I'm American, and I'm not sure if there are different grammar rules in the UK, not because I'm proud to be an American. Because I'm not. Seriously, get me out of here.
For the most part, we'll focus on grammar rules and format, but also a few basic spelling rules (and possibly some phonics? idk) so you can be at your absolute best when it comes to writing in English. And FYI, I will be cursing so just be aware of that.
Seriously, if you don't want to read swear words, you should bail because I cuss like a fucking sailor.
Oops.
Anyways, I'll be a great teacher!
Oh, and don't forget, no one's English is perfect, not even native speakers. Sometimes I flat out ignore certain rules because I think breaking them looks better when reading. Is it 100% correct? No! But does it convey the message I want while not being too distracting? Absolutely.
So, yeah. That's what I have for you. There's no pressure, but going forward, if you could vote or comment on future chapters so I can see that someone's actively reading, that would be absolutely lovely.
And let me know what you're interested in! Learning a lot of the time can be boring, and I want you to enjoy this as much as you can! If you want to focus on something, I will legit write a whole chapter on it. It will not be burdensome, you will literally be helping me.
OH I COULD CALL YOU CADETS!!!!
Nah that's weird as hell
Whatever, I'm calling you what ever fits the vibe of the day
YOU ARE READING
How to Write Good (English Grammar, Spelling and Format Aid)
Non-Fiction(Rude version) Y'all suck at writing, so I had decided to do my best to help you nerds. (Nice version) I've noticed many authors struggle with writing in English, whether it be grammar, spelling, or format. English is a difficult language, and that'...
