The Sunshine Doesn't Swear (This is a short)

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I got bored so I wrote this. Enjoy! I will probably make a series out of this..

Warnings;:
Swearing (obviously)
Not Canon
Grammar Errors
Cringe (I put this though I don't personally think this one is Cringe)
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It was a lovely Monday morning in Yokohama.

Everyone at the agency were doing there normal thing, sorting paper work, doing paper work or not working.
Not working was mostly saved for Dazai.

But today for some reason Kunikida was just pissed at Dazai. He just yelled at him, he didn't even do his work.
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-They been at it for an hour.
Junichiro whispered to Atsushi.

-Yay, this is weird. Kunikida usually just yells for a bit, not this much.
Atsushi replied with the same volume.

Kenji had butted in
-I'm going to stop them. Everyone should be happy and help each other. Not fighting.

Before Atsushi or Junichiro could stop him, he walked over to Kunikida.
He touched his shoulder with a finger.
-Kunikida, you shouldn't keep yelling at Dazai. Fighting isn't somethi-
He was cut off before he could go on a big speech of how fighting and being angry isn't good. You know cheerful Kenji stuff.

-Kenji please noo. I'm dealing with this
Kunikida was the one to cut him off.

He nodded, and got back to Junichiro and Atsushi.

-What happened?
It was Junichiro

-Oh, he told me to stop. But he said please so that's good.
He gave a thumbs up to Kunikida and went back to work.

Kenji is such a naive boy.

They all went back to work....
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The next day the same thing happened. Kunikida was yelling, Kenji went up asked him nicely to stop and with a bit of a speech. Which Kunikida cut off and told him to go away.. He did, and went back to work.
It happened 3 days in a round.

On the fourth day before Kenji went up to Kunikida, Atsushi intervene.

-Kenji, I don't think it's a good idea. You have done it 3 days in a round, and it hasn't work. How about you leave it?..

Kenji gave him a confused look, and smiled.
-I think I'm helping though. Plus, Kunikida says it's always good to try, then not.

Junichiro agreed with Atsushi, but he didn't want to upset Kenji. Though, he doesn't get upset that easily.

Kenji had tried again, and failed. But he was happy he tried.
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It was now Friday, the last work day or the week.

Kenji walked in the agency exhausted. He had not got a wink of sleep. It was very noticeable, but he still smiled.

-Good morning Kenji!
Junichiro state

-Good morning!
He put slight cheer in that, but he was so tired.

-Are you okay, Kenji!?
It was Atsushi

-Oh I'm fine. I couldn't sleep.
He sat down at his desk, and started work.

Kunikida and Dazai were at it again today. This time Kenji just ignored it. He didn't have the energy for it.

-Hey Kenji!.
It was Junichiro
-Are you gonna try to stop them?
He knew he'd probably fail, but he loved watching Kenji try things that he believes will help. He didn't like that he failed, but Kenji seemed down, so maybe it would help.

-Neh! Let them figure it out themselves. BECAUSE IF THEY DON'T.. I GONNA DO SOMETHING I MIGHT REGRET...!!
He raised his voice at the end, getting Kunikida and Dazai's attention.

Junichiro never seen Kenji frustrated, or worst angry. He only seen his happy persona..

-You sure your okay, Kenji..?
Atsushi was worried. Kenji didn't seem like himself.

Kenji gave him a look that said "I'm fine, piss off" and went back to work.

Kunikida had stop arguing with Dazai and went over to Kenji.
-Kenji, are you okay?. I've never heard you raise your voice..

-Oh yay, I'm fine. Just great like everyone in this fucking agency.

Kenji had swore. Everyone was taken aback.
-Kenji, that is that not proper language.

-Kunikida, not to be rude. But you've have been swearing all week at Dazai. So, shut the fuck up!. And maybe do some work, you'd ya. By the way, your yelling voice sucks, I can't stand it.

Ok, now Dazai got up and went to tell Ranpo. Even he didn't know what was wrong with there dear sweet Kenji. No way tiredness did this, he had been tired before but he was angry.

When he came back with the great detective. Ranpo went over to Kenji to take a look. He scanned the boy, and just sighed. He had seen this before, he knew what happened.

-Kenji, no more staying up late watching     F. R. I. E. N. D. S..
He spoke before walking back to Yosano office to finish what he was doing.

Junichiro turned to Kenji shocked.                F. R. I. E. N. D. S. wasn't really a angry show. Why would it make Kenji angry? So many questions.

-Urg.. Fine
He spoke back and just went back to woke.

No one questioned why.. They just excepted. Kenji went back to normal the next day, and no one really spoke of the day.
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Reason behind why late night                          F. R. I. E. N. D. S. watching effects Kenji like this (obviously, it's not Canon. But this is my story based on the show). He becomes like that because F. R. I. E. N. D. S. is not his version of friends, so when he watches it. He becomes like the friends in friends. (I just wanna say, that I've never watched this show, my mom did. And I sometimes see it on. So, it's based on that knowledge)
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Well, I finished it. Yay!
Anyways, bye..

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