Story game Characters take care of kids!

Cruise story

This one came up in a daydream so I decided to make it ;)

Jack, Greenbeard, Edward, and three other pirates were teleported.

Jack- And that is all-oh..
(He looks around the white void)

Edward- Where in the world are we!?

Jack- ......Didn't that green woman tell us where we might go?
(Edward looks at him in confusion)

Edward- If you're talking about one of the green ghost pirates then just tell us, wait you said woman?

Jack- Yeah, and she was wearing green and looked very much alive. She said we'll be teleported here to look after 3 kids..

Greenbeard- And what if you are lying?

(3 kids teleport infront of him)

Oh..

(Jack goes near the kids)

Jack- Why is there a baby here? She said kids?

Edward- Just take one or all.

(He holds the golden necklace around his neck, this doesn't go unnoticed by Greenbeard as a five year old comes to him. The toddler goes to the pirates)

Greenbeard- You greedy bastard!
(He and Edward start fighting.)

Pochie pochie pochie *poke* *poke*

(Jack continues playing with the little baby as Greenbeard starts stabbing Edward and the devil Five year old keeps saying 'Fight' Fight!)

Greenbeard and Edward- You greedy bastard! Can't keep off of my necklace for once!?

Your necklace!? This thing can grant me all the riches I want! Then I'll finally leave the goddamn sea!

Just get a different job or FUCKING RETIRE!

Jack- (He continues playing until the baby starts crying and he try's soothing the baby but with all the commotion he can't calm the baby down.)

Hey hey, it's okay..(The distant screaming can be heard. His right eye twitches) SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(The five year old stops saying fight fight, the other two turn to face the sailor)

FOR ONCE CAN YOU STOP FIGHTING OVER A NECKLACE!? Kid get over here now.

(The kid runs over) My god you two are much older then me yet you can't mature.

....Where's the other kid?

(All three of them look around, then they hear distant screaming. The three other pirates are running away from a toddler with a gun, how she got a gun we will never know)

Jack- That's it I'm taking all the kids.

(Aftermath)

Jack was able to make the kids fall asleep. The three pirates were forever traumatized by a toddler. Greenbeard and Edward were still in shock.

Jack- Just to tell you, Edward will be paying Child support. Since he can only do good with money.

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