my old ocs but something's wrong guys

pookie shart alpha skibidi sigma

Cute little coquette pookie bear yong (i physically recoil when thinking of my old ocs so ur welcome for typing that out! 🎀 ) was out for a stroll in sigma mafia alpha world when he saw a tall alpha male and his name was Jae tha alpha kitten 🐺
"I need a cigfyette.." he said dramatically and gayly. Yong said "does your mommy know you eat all that crap" and then Jae said "not anymore" and broken into song. "When mom was alive we lived halfway normal.. now it's just me and my dad we're less formal! 🎀 " yong realized what was going on and he said "g-guys? Is this a heathers the musical reference?" To no one in particular (he's a lil schizo it's one of his defining traits! >.<!! 🌴 🎀 ⚡️ Yong was wearing his preppy PPP (pink palm puff) hoodie and soo de janitor perfume (IDK JOW TO SPELL IT SORRY) and bubble skincare bc he's prepped out! And Jae being the alpha he is wore all black and a fedora and said to yong "so, m'ladu after hearing my dark backstory.. care to play with me?" Yong felt a blush on his face and he asked "w-whar game are we play?~ 😼" and Jae said "call of duty of course.. while we call on discord in the server I moderate. Sound good?" Yong shyly looked down at his tiny petite small cute toes and muttered "s-sure.. alpha! *purr*" bc he's just a tiny innocent kitten ❤️ then Jae dramatically looked into the distance with a brooding expression and said ina  deep voice "i have no redeeming qualities. My parents are dead.. darkness fills my soul." And yong said "w-wow.. you're so alpha >.<! B..Baka!" Jae looked down at his kitten and scoffed before saying "Heh.. oi ou oi! Whatever daddy wants.. daddy gyets." Yong finally gained confidence and looked his alpha in the eyes and said "alright, no more messing around.. i want to play call of duty with you 🥺! Give me your discord username!" Jae looked at him and hesitated before saying "sure heh.. my username? It's kinda dark and fricked up.. I'm not sure if a young little kitten like you can take it." Yong became desperate. "Please, I'll play with you for 5 hours!" Jae finally gave in and said "fine kitten.. it's deezgaykissingoiledupalpha#1234.. relax liberals.. it's called dark humor. Heh." Yong slightly blushed but was a bit concerned for his alpha.. was he having dark thoughts?.. i.. i can fix him! Yong thought in his head.. "Heh.. I know it's dark. But kitten some times life is dark and we need to stand through it.. ok?.." he smirked at his kitten with his level 10 gyatty and walked away. "I'll see you later pooks." Yong fell in love immediately. "He's so kawaii desu! Baka.. oi oi! Oni-Chan! I want his level 10 gyatt! >.<!"