Why didn't you stydy

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Parents:Why didn't you study !

Me:well......there is 365 days a year for you to study
After taking away 52 sundays,there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days of summer which is waaayyyyy to hot to study ,so there are only 263 day left.we sleep 8 hours a day at least ,so about up to 122 days.now we are left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day ,15 days are gone,so we are with 126 days.we used 2 hours eating everyday ,30 are counted and we are left with 96 in our year to study. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.exams and tests take up atleast 35 days in our year ,now we are left with 46 days. Taking 37 of holiday we have 9 days left.say you are sick for 6 days a year you are left with 3 days .you go to a funeral for a day and live you life for a day you have 1 day left and that one day is your BIRTHDAY. Sorry mom and dad there is just not enough time in a year.

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