iMessage
7:50 AM
Conrad 🙄
Me:
Sino naman ang nagsabi sa'yo niyan?
Conrad:
I overheard my assistant talking to her friend on her phone.
Conrad:
She said, "Wow! Petmalu ka talaga, friend! Kinaya mo ang ganoong inches?"
Conrad:
I've never heard of that.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me:
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me:
Ser naman 😭😭😭
Conrad:
Why?
Me:
Ilang inches ba? HAHAHA
Conrad:
I don't know. Does that matter? Pang sukat ba ang petmalu? I don't think I used that one before.
Me:
HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me:
Napapayasa mo talaga buhay ko!!!
Conrad:
Why do you keep laughing at me?
Me:
Funny mo eh 😂😂
Me:
Saang planeta ka ba galing? HAHAHAHAHA
Me:
Petmalu means malupet. Binaligtad lang. And maybe the inches that she's talking about was you know...
Me:
The thing that's dangling between your legs.
Me:
And maybe your assistant's friend had sex with someone who's so much bigger than the average hence the reason why she came up with the phrase, "malupet ka talaga, friend! kinaya mo ang ganoong inches?"
Conrad:
Oh...
Conrad:
Should I fire her?
Me:
Oa mo! Huwag naman! Naghahanap buhay lang ang tao 😂😂
Conrad:
That's inappropriate.
Me:
Well, it wasn't intended for you to hear the conversation. Hindi niya naman sinabi nang harap-harapan sa'yo. Ano, sisisantehin mo siya dahil lang sa chismoso ka?
Me:
Luh. Very wrong.
Conrad:
E 'di hindi na.
iMessage
8:07 AM
drug Lord 🤍
Maisie:
Hoy
Maisie:
Tigilan mo na kakatext mo! Kanina kapa tintingnan ng prof
Maisie:
Pa smile-smile ka pa diyan. Sino ba 'yan?
