Bowser and Otis wake up in bed together
Otis: That was awesome sauce
Bowser: I know!
Otis: We should do that again
Bowser: It's only 6!
Otis: Yeah, let's go and eat breakfast
Otis and Bowser go to get breakfast
Bowser: I made a surprise for you!
Otis: Oh yeah?
Bowser turns on Seinfeld
Otis: I hate this show
Bowser: Oh
Otis: Mmm, this tastes to good! What is it?
Bowser: Steak
Otis: Tastes almost as good as you were last night ;)
Bowser slaps Otis' left cheek
Otis giggles
Bowser: You are so sexy
Otis: I know ;)
Bowser: Let's go to your place
Otis: Let's go!
Mario: I'm a gonna kill you
Bowser and Otis arrive at the barnyard
Lil' Ben: HIII!!!
Otis: You're adopted
Lil' Ben: AUghhh
Bowser: Let's do it infront of your wife because it's Saul Sunday
Otis: That's exactly what I was thinking!
Bowser and Otis do it infront of everyone
Everyone screams
Mario: I'll kill you!
Mario shoots Dr. Pig
Dr. Pig dies
Mario: Fuck! I missed
Otis: Did you hear something?
Bowser: Nothing but your drool worthy slimy milk
Otis: Let's get back to doing it
Mario shoots Pip
Mario screams and runs up to Bowser and Otis
Joe Biden: STOP!!!
Mario: huh?
Joe Biden: If you kill Gay Bowser and Trans Otis then people will think i'm homophobic!
Mario shoots Joe
Biggie Cheese: I command you!
Mario: Shut up stupid rodent
Biggie Cheese sing so loud Mario falls down
Biggie Cheese: You stay away from Otis!
Mario gets up
Biggie Cheese: I'll kill you like I-
Mario shoots Biggie Cheese
Bowser looks over
Otis: Oh my gawd!!!
Mario: i'll fucking kill you and turn you into a mcdouble
Otis and Bowser get up in horror
Bowser: Stop it Mario!
Mario: NEVER! You ruined my life!
Bowser: How so!
Mario: Bowser, I loved you!
Mario shoots Otis
Bowser screams
To be continued...
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Otis x Bowser: Unexpected Soulmates
FanfictionWhen Otis Barnyard and Bowser Mario meet, they fall in love.
