Hestia, Flash, Oliver and Zip were happily frolicking through the woods like fairy tale children while Liana tailed behind them like a frightening cat. She would of ran away by Oliver put her on a leash.
Liana: Please can I GO HOME.😭😭
Oliver: NO. WE MUST CARRY THIS OUT FOR VENGANCEE👹👹‼️‼️‼️
Flash: YES VENGEANCE.
Liana: If you guys end up summoning a Demon just saying, I want no parts of that and I will run away.
Flash: If you do that I hope the demon stalks you in your sleep.
Liana: SHUT IT 'GOTTA GO FAST' 🤬
Hestia: Can yall SHUT THE FUC UP. According to Zip we are almost at the ritual sight!
Zip: Yeah it's just behind these willow tree.
Zip pushed back the leaves of the willow tree to reveal a beautiful clearing, the trees had left a grassy circle of pure nature. In the middle was a pile of leaves, a circle of slate rocks surround it. The beauty of it all was honestly so pretty it made Liana completely forget what they where doing there.
Zip: Right everyone, Welcome to the-
Liana: MY GOODNESS THIS PLACE IS MAGNIFICENT.
Liana rushed infront of everyone causing Oliver to get dragged to the ground.
Liana: I can already imagine the drawings, the books and stories I could make here. The nature is so magnificent, daffodils, daisies, dandelions! 🤭🤭✨
Hestia: Liana I know it's your life goal to live in the woods like a hobbit but this IS a ritual site. Where were going to summon a bear? You know that right?
Liana snapped her head back at Hestia, she looked absolutely fuming.
Liana: UNRITUAL SITE IS RIGHT NOW.
Zip: Nah too many rituals have taken place for cleansing, This place will forever be stained with the stench of ghosts and apparitions.
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Hestia: Well okay spooky spoon.Flash: Right everyone lets set up :D
Everyone got to work preparing. The pile of leaves where moved to reveal a pentagram underneath (Im being completely honest I don't know anything about rituals shoot me if im being ignorant), There was also several candles in boxes that were hidden in the pile of leaves.
Liana didn't help cause she was pissy she couldn't use the spot for her silly nature reconnection day outs. Oliver was still laying in the grass cause he was too embarrassed to get up.
Regardless by sunset they had finished preparing their monstrosity it was time to start.
Zip: Right you nincompoops ✨✨🤭🤭 Lets get started before dark. I don't feel like walking home during night time.
Hestia: Yeah just last week Miss Bloomie got jumped by some roadmen and then dragged into a landfill and left there for dead. It was really funny seeing her covered in shein cloths :D
Liana: Oh yeah, why is it that it always Miss Bloomie getting hurt so badly every single week?
Hestia: Idk but it keeps me going ^^
Zip: OI OLIVER 🤬🤬‼️‼️‼️
Up to this point, Oliver was still face flat on the ground, literally collecting dust on the floor.
Annoyed Zip rightfully marched over there and yanked his hair up so she could see Olivers ranky danky face.
Zip: U SOAP MUNCHER GET UP IM GONNA NEED YOUR HELP.
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Fundamental Paper Education [Short Stories kinda]
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